Choose 3 characters from Naruto to be your senseis and explain why

[slayerdanger]

My 3 characters I would want to be my sensei are as follows in no particular order:

Jiraiya - I want him to teach me rasengan and frog techniques, and maybe he could take me to toad mountain to learn sage mode. Most importantly, he seems like a party animal, so he would help me get all kinds of bishes.

Madara - I just want to inherit his rinnegan, and the juubi when he dies.

Prime Hiruzen - Do I even have to explain this? :snick:

So, who are your senseis?

 

[LordDarui]

I just need Darui. He's humble, strong, and Black. Just like me. Black lightning is the shit too. Praise Lord Darui. The Future Raikage .

 

[-Punk-]

Minato , Kakashi & Konan , Why ? pure awesomeness .

 

[TheAncientJinchuuriki]

Jiraiya- He could help learn sage mode and rasengan
Minato-FTG,sealing jutsus
Hagoromo-teaches you everything you need to know

 

[TrueRage]

Naruto cus if i fuk up i can blame it on him

 

[Faceplant911]

Tobirama, orochimaru and kakashi.
Tobirama makes awesome jutsu.
Orochimaru knows a ton of jutsu.
Kakashi knows how to train students very well.
I know orochimaru is evil and everything but I'm only answering the thread.

 

[LoveAndAffection]

Hashirama: because senju dna.
Itachi: because genjutsu >>> orochimaru

and the most important one:

Spoiler

GOKU

kamehameha, bi..tch

 

[Lucidus]

Minato - FTG, Rasengan, vast sealing knowledge and would know how to increase you speed
Gai - Pure taijutsu master someone who can teach you excellent hand to hand combat
Kakashi/Hiruzen/orochimaru - Vast amount of jutsu knowledge and general knowledge

 

[Alumaki]

Orochimaru, Kakashi & Itachi.

 

[take it easy]

guren because i love her crystal jutsu.

 

[Limbo]

Madz, he taught Obito all that.

Minato/Kakashi, they seem fun

Jiraya, he was fun and strong

 

[Ldude]

Sakura - she's awesome.
Lord Sasuke - solos NV, obv.
Prime Tenten - those sage weapons. U_U

 

[KingHashirama]

-Hashirama
-Tobirama
-Tsunade

^^^^ I'll be skilled in literally everything and every way of the shinobi.

 

[Legendary Saiyan]

Itachi so I can be more smart on my schemes

Hiruzen so my prime will be OP

Orochimaru so I can have my immortality

 

[Zantos]

Kakashi - he is the ultimate Sensei for me !! just pure class !

Tobirama - he will teach you how to be badass !

Orochimaru - I can not imagine how many forbidden jutsus can i learn from him !

 

[Mark Sanchez]

Prime Hiruzen

Hokage Obito

Jiraiya

 

[Gerkak]

Madz, he taught Obito all that.

Minato/Kakashi, they seem fun

Jiraya, he was fun and strong

I'll go with this.

 

[Multiply]

Hashirama - Dat wood

Kakashi - He's pro

Genma - He's OP as fuq

 

[kimb]

Hidan - For Immortality
Guy- For the gates
Onoki - For Dust release techniques.

 

[RicardoA]

Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade <3

Having trained the the two strongest characters (after Madara) and the strongest medical kunoichi (after Tsunade herself) should speak for itself. Plus, they're legends.
Other reasons include the versatility in their arsenals and what could be achieved with all them combined (versatility from Jiraiya, forbidden jutsus that defy the laws of nature from Orochimaru and the pinnacle of medical ninjutsu from Tsunade).

But fanboy thoughts aside, Madara would be the ideal choice for me. He turned what was (at best) an average chunin, with no remarkable talent whatsoever, into a master manipulator and a kage level fighter.
Me being a failure would benefit a lot more from him than from the sannin, whose students always had some sort of talent to begin with.