QuiteHung
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Warning the following material may not be suitable for those with a brain......and thoses without a sense of humor you have been warned
*Story starts with chiyo visiting the hidden leaf village*
Chiyo: i wonder why that girly headed fuck hashirama has called for me to come konoha
*Random anbu spawns near chiyo*
Random anbu: The hokage is over in that building he asks that you enter as soon as you arrive.
Chiyo: Thank you........now go do what you anbu do best
Random anbu: Fail missions?
Chiyo: No
Random Anbu: Screw with childrens heads?
Chiyo: i thought that was danzo's job but no keep guessing
Random anbu: Fine......
*random anbu lays down bursts into flames and dies*
*chiyo continues to walk until reaches the door and enters and sees hashirama in a bed robe*
Hashirama: It's been along time chiyo of the sand
Chiyo: actually we have never met
Hashirama: iv'e been following you on facebook for a while and in real life and i watch you while you sleep and....
Chiyo: okay i think i have heard enough so what do you need
Hashirama: well you see rumor has it that you are a freak in the sheets
Chiyo: who did you hear that from
Hashirama: the kazekage......hes said you wouldnt remember he got you really drunk then one thing lead to the next thing and bow chicka wow wow
Chiyo: look i don't even know you that well but so far you are some stalking *** addicit
Hashirama: Slow down chiyo of the sand there is more to me then meets the eye
*hashirama drops his robe and chiyo squints and smiles*
Chiyo: More then meets the eye? I would have expected more from a man who uses the wood release
Hashirama: What are you implying? i am well above average
Chiyo: is that what your mother told you? sure you are.....for a baby
Hashirama: I have had enough of this Bring that old ass over here and give me some sugar!!!
Chiyo: what are you going to do call anbu on me?
Hashirama: ptff i wouldn't let them walk my dog
*Someone walks in*
Mito: Hashirama i........
*mito looks shocked and confused*
Hashirama: um......rape
Mito:Oh Hell naw
*mito takes off her earings drops her bags*
Hashirama: look its not what it looks like
Chiyo: who the hell are you?
Mito: i happen to be his wife and who are you
Chiyo: just a visitor
Mito: just a visitor why is my husband ass naked then?
Chiyo: good question....um you see
*bickering continues and Random anbu appears*
Random anbu: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry
Mito: Shut up you anbu failure and go do what you guys do best
Random anbu: jerry jerr....right away
*lays down bursts into flames and dies*
Chiyo: Why even employ thoses bastards
Hashirama: Beats me anyway lets look at the situation....i'm naked and there are two women standing in front of me.....you catch my drift
Mito: iv'e got a better idea
*Mito moves towards her bags and chiyo and hashirama look shocked*
What did mito remove from her bag that made the other shit themselves? Are the anbu ever going to be useful? Will hashirama get the ladies to "catch his drift"? find out in the next chapter entitled: Use you imagination!
Chiyo: i wonder why that girly headed fuck hashirama has called for me to come konoha
*Random anbu spawns near chiyo*
Random anbu: The hokage is over in that building he asks that you enter as soon as you arrive.
Chiyo: Thank you........now go do what you anbu do best
Random anbu: Fail missions?
Chiyo: No
Random Anbu: Screw with childrens heads?
Chiyo: i thought that was danzo's job but no keep guessing
Random anbu: Fine......
*random anbu lays down bursts into flames and dies*
*chiyo continues to walk until reaches the door and enters and sees hashirama in a bed robe*
Hashirama: It's been along time chiyo of the sand
Chiyo: actually we have never met
Hashirama: iv'e been following you on facebook for a while and in real life and i watch you while you sleep and....
Chiyo: okay i think i have heard enough so what do you need
Hashirama: well you see rumor has it that you are a freak in the sheets
Chiyo: who did you hear that from
Hashirama: the kazekage......hes said you wouldnt remember he got you really drunk then one thing lead to the next thing and bow chicka wow wow
Chiyo: look i don't even know you that well but so far you are some stalking *** addicit
Hashirama: Slow down chiyo of the sand there is more to me then meets the eye
*hashirama drops his robe and chiyo squints and smiles*
Chiyo: More then meets the eye? I would have expected more from a man who uses the wood release
Hashirama: What are you implying? i am well above average
Chiyo: is that what your mother told you? sure you are.....for a baby
Hashirama: I have had enough of this Bring that old ass over here and give me some sugar!!!
Chiyo: what are you going to do call anbu on me?
Hashirama: ptff i wouldn't let them walk my dog
*Someone walks in*
Mito: Hashirama i........
*mito looks shocked and confused*
Hashirama: um......rape
Mito:Oh Hell naw
*mito takes off her earings drops her bags*
Hashirama: look its not what it looks like
Chiyo: who the hell are you?
Mito: i happen to be his wife and who are you
Chiyo: just a visitor
Mito: just a visitor why is my husband ass naked then?
Chiyo: good question....um you see
*bickering continues and Random anbu appears*
Random anbu: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry
Mito: Shut up you anbu failure and go do what you guys do best
Random anbu: jerry jerr....right away
*lays down bursts into flames and dies*
Chiyo: Why even employ thoses bastards
Hashirama: Beats me anyway lets look at the situation....i'm naked and there are two women standing in front of me.....you catch my drift
Mito: iv'e got a better idea
*Mito moves towards her bags and chiyo and hashirama look shocked*
What did mito remove from her bag that made the other shit themselves? Are the anbu ever going to be useful? Will hashirama get the ladies to "catch his drift"? find out in the next chapter entitled: Use you imagination!
:rofl: that was hilarious and idiotic at the same time.
