markdabomb22
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Warning the following material may not be suitible for mods, people who make take disciplinary action upon me and those without a sense of humor. You have been warned
*The following takes place outside of konoha*
Chiyo: My, My I'm feeling really crusty today if only someone could come here and stimulate my old saggy body
(puff of smoke and then someone speaks)
Kabuto: Oh deary it's time for your oral examination........wha.....your not....
Chiyo: Shhhhh I'm whoever you want me to be baby........now bring that scaly ass on over here......
Kabuto: wha....where am I?
Chiyo: not entirely sure but i know where your going to be *winks*
(chiyo then lets out a nasty cough one that only an old person would make)
Kabuto: Well i'm.....you see......i actually.....prefer......bo..
Unknown voice: Are you kabuto?
(both chiyo and kabuto look over in the direction the voice came)
Chiyo: Ooooooo look there is 6 of them your just in time......i have always wanted to try some freaky shit like this i call middle!
Pain: I will ask you again are you kabuto? Orochimaru's lap dog? The man solo king itachi will trap in a world where only nickleback and taylor swift plays!!!
Kabuto: Lap dog? Do you mean orochimarus fellow pioneer researcher on the anatomy of the male anus.......and yes our research proved quite (rape face) rewarding
(there is then the sound of a young boy sobbing from inside kabutos cloak)
Kabuto: Shut up justin........Boyfriend is going to be a big hit and it will launch you to your rightful place........that being on the list of reasons why people would not to want to live on earth anymore.
Pain: it doesn't matter......nothing in this world matters...only pain and suffering.......you see when there is pain there is suffering and when there is suffering their is not happiness and when their is not happiness then their is only suffering and war. Don't you see? don't you agree with my circular logic? i'm sure most of these uneducated heathens who follow the naruto series weekly will. yeeeeaaah Im so fresh......TWOOOOOOOOO Chainssss
(pain high fives the fat ass one)
Kabuto: *kabuto claps hands* edo tensi no jutsu
(summons edos)
Chiyo: wow so many.......and there like blow up dolls........except that they are real......i smell some serious cash.....i shall call it prostitution.
Pain: I have had enough of this......i shall show you true pain
Chiyo: oh yeah give me that dirty talk
( Chiyo smacks her ass and summons puppets)
Pain: numbers do not matter.....there is only pain and...
(someone cuts pain off)
Anbu: Shut the **** up!!!!!!
(everyone looks at the anbu)
Pain: why don't you go and do what you anbu do best
(The anbu falls over and bursts into flames)
Chiyo: Wow that anbu snuck up without us knowing......dat progress........i would go and tell danzo.....but hes probably busy destroying some child's life and or a village of pregnant woman....... a true shinobi.....
Kabuto: now that the three of us have set up.......shall we begin?
(sakura jumps out)
Sakura: wait for me!!!!! make that four of us
Chiyo:.........
Kabuto:.........
Pain:............
Cricket:.........Cricket...........Cricket
Kabuto: so i was saying now that the three of us and that object that may or may not move has set up.......shall we begin?
The orgy is about to commence! Will Chiyo be satisfied and be decrustified? Will the anbu do more then fall over and burst into flames?Will chiyo actually receive kabuto's snake? Find out in the next chapter entitled No she is beyond saving, no because they suck and yes.
