Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be bad idea

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Aim64C

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So here's a little something I just found on 9Gag...



I am so disgusted by this, even thinking about it kinda hurts...

Here's .

Oh, Jesus... that was the best laugh I've had all day.

Thanks for the thread, man. I can't say I'm as disgusted by this as you are.... well - other than the fact that this guy survived and quite possibly has procreated....
 
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What? A rational Asian wouldn't do this. Hell, a rational anybody! I'm well aware of who you are, but still, what is with this stereotypical flimflam?

You're well aware of who I am?? Who am I then? The world is full of stereotypes that are true though.
 

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Well, there goes my surprise gift to my girlfriend. Boy, would I have looked silly.
 

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If he was drunk, how'd he get the eel?

Likely purchased from a local market.

Open-air markets are still pretty popular in most of those places. Since walking is one of the primary methods of transportation (with coordinated mass transit systems) - open air markets usually span the street level of residential apartment complexes.

Though this doesn't work as well in America - where privately owned vehicles are common and even most of the urban environments see considerable centralization of retail commodities.
 

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Likely purchased from a local market.

Open-air markets are still pretty popular in most of those places. Since walking is one of the primary methods of transportation (with coordinated mass transit systems) - open air markets usually span the street level of residential apartment complexes.

Though this doesn't work as well in America - where privately owned vehicles are common and even most of the urban environments see considerable centralization of retail commodities.

Local markets, eh... I imagined he stole it or something.
 

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I feel like we can all learn from his mistake
 

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turns out to be bad idea? rly? :eww: remind me of the man who put a glass can up his anus, turned out to be dead few days later
 

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Saw this news last week at sourcefed
 

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That was so gay I think I'll need to visit pornhub a couple of times tonight just to feel less gay after reading that.
 

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chinese people are just crazy, not just this man..!!
 
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