Cherry Blossom Viewing

[Espadara Uchiha]

Confused by the title? It's simple. Just as Pretzel Bun is Danzo/Tenten, Cherry Blossom Viewing is Zetsu/Sakura.

Sakura means cherry blossom, Zetsu is a tree that spy's on people, cherry blossom viewings typically take place near Sakura trees....

They'd get together, cause Zetsu is the perfect mix of Naruto and Sasuke! Sakura will probably remind Zetsu of Kaguya, and the two will fall on love, cementing their feelings for each other in Sakura's room, Zetsu filling her with plant seeds.

And they could wreck a whole lot of people. People complain about Sakura's speed? Zetsu blitzes their ass and keeps them down with tree roots/clones while Sakura pummels them.

I, for one, can't wait for this pairing to be canon.

 

[PredlictionGuru]

Uhhhhh... my brain. You sir are a rapist.

 

[-immortal-]

inb4 denial-
sure thing​

 

[BLAZE]

........

 

[Kirokill]

I thought I'd see this.

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But you have impressed me.

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

Of course, their love can never be as pure as Pretzel Bun or Make-Out Hands (Deidara and his hands).

 

[Zlatán]

Not even disappointed

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

It gets pretty sad when I make better arguments for pairings than most 'Official' pairings.

 

[Vicmann]

Of course, their love can never be as pure as Pretzel Bun or Make-Out Hands (Deidara and his hands).

Make-Out Hands. I'm bursting with laughter right now.