Cheesy Chat Up Lines

[johnny scars]

hello fellow comrades, i hope this thread will not be in vain as it is specifically targeted for those fallen brothers, in fallen i mean fallen to the friendzone....
now i all hope you can provide the funniest and cheesiest chat up lines to help our fallen bro's

girls you are also welcome to comment ​

 

[rickjamesbitceh]

'sexy time?' works like a charm

 

[MuerteMiAmigo]

There is the classic "do you like subway? Cause I'm bagging a foot long"
Or you trip in front of a girl then say "do you have a band aid? I scrapped my knee falling for you"
Lol

 

[EnDash]

"are you hurt? because babe i can treat you"

it's the only cheesy one i can think of lol

 

[Wabbit]

If you were a straight, I'd be in love with you,ohh wait