Chat up lines

[Pervyy]

Ok well i was wondering what you think are the best chat up lines or the funniest, ill show some examples though there not the best:


.Hey you look alot like my next girlfriend

.Are you jamaican? Because your jamaican be crazy

.Ive lost my phone number can i borrow yours?


Ok now you guys post some

 

[Chacha]

Cheesy yet funny (pickup lines):

I wish I could change the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.
Aren't you tired already coz you're always running on my mind.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If you blow my mind, I'll blow yours too" happy.gif
I need to call the cops, 'coz you stole my heart away.
Can I have a map? 'coz I get lost in your eyes.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
you're like constipation...You take my breath away
you're like a suppository,... You take out what's bad in me
you're like my dentures,.. I can't smile without you
Are you a thief? 'coz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
I heard you are good in algebra...Can you substitute for my X?
I've heard *** is a killer...Wanna die happy?
I'm a bad shooter coz' I miss you always.
you don't need car keys to drive me crazy

 

[Rei]

.Ive lost my phone number can i borrow yours?

lol someone told me that once, I laughed so much; it's so annoyingly silly xD

well another time, i was with my moto driving home and I stopped at the traffic light. So a guy driving a moto too comes close and:

"Sorry I am not from this town can you give me directions?"
"Yeah sure, where do you wanna go?"
"To your place"

The rest I know are corny and oldies

 

[Pervyy]

lol someone told me that once, I laughed so much; it's so annoyingly silly xD

well another time, i was with my moto driving home and I stopped at the traffic light. So a guy driving a moto too comes close and:

"Sorry I am not from this town can you give me directions?"
"Yeah sure, where do you wanna go?"
"To your place"

The rest I know are corny and oldies

Lmao this made me laugh, share the old corny ones xd

 

[Senji Kiba Inuzuka]

I highly dought any of these bullshit lines would ever work, un less the person was just plain stupid...

 

[RokuNR]

"I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately."

Rofl!

 

[HiddenShadowNinja]

I highly dought any of these bullshit lines would ever work, un less the person was just plain stupid...

I think it would depend. Like if you're being all serious about it, then the girl would likely think you're just a creeper and leave. But if they know you're just saying it to be funny, than it may have a positive outcome.

 

[Senji Kiba Inuzuka]

I think it would depend. Like if you're being all serious about it, then the girl would likely think you're just a creeper and leave. But if they know you're just saying it to be funny, than it may have a positive outcome.

true but those lines are so cheesy that its like the whole cheese factory... with a plate of nachos.....

 

[HiddenShadowNinja]

true but those lines are so cheesy that its like the whole cheese factory... with a plate of nachos.....

Yea lol. But I was thinking they could be like puns. So stupid that it's almost funny.

And as everyone knows, if you can make a girl laugh you're on the right track. U_U

 

[Senji Kiba Inuzuka]

Yea lol. But I was thinking they could be like puns. So stupid that it's almost funny.

And as everyone knows, if you can make a girl laugh you're on the right track. U_U

true, but i prefer useing something other the age old pick-up lines that my parents probably used... i use something thats funny and will make others, not just a girl laugh, and they probably would have heard those old ones nearly a hundred times