Chapter 697: Imparting

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Naruto 697: Imparting



<Naruto's Rashenshuriken pushes through>



Sasuke: Curses! 'tis my folly for not remembering that wind is greater than lightning, 'tis a shameful lapse in mine judgment!



Naruto: Sir Sasuuukeee!!!



<The Rashenshuriken hits>



Sasuke: Pain comes upon me!!



<Sasuke falls to the ground, Naruto follows>



Sasuke: I curse thee elements for thine affinities hath not favored my mettle, ugh!!!



<Sasuke lies on the ground, Naruto standing before him>



Naruto: Thou art defeated good sir....



Sasuke: Sir Naruto, thou...



Naruto: 'Tis not my wish for it to end like this, I wish to do combat with the real thee, but not the current man that now lies before mine eyes in the cold embrace of the ground.



Sasuke: (gasping) This, cannot be... I shall not yield yet, prepare thyse....ughh!!!



Naruto: It be foolish for thee in thy current state to continue in this exercise, I wish not for Charon's boat to yet ferry another soul, much blood had been spilt already in this woeful enterprise of war.



Sasuke: 'Tis as I thought, though art still not stern in thy resolveth, how then will thou take the mantle of Hokage if thou cannot conquer the last obstacle to thee?



Naruto: Thine assertion is mistaketh.



Sasuke: What?!



Naruto: A new world christened with blood is no paradise born anew, gilding a corpse doeth not remove its stench, nor its scintillating radiance cover the woeful tale of its conception!



Sasuke: This jousting of words yield no fruits, ugh.... just take mine life and be done with it!



Naruto: I shalt not do that.



Sasuke: Thou art craven even in thy moment of glory! kill me now!!!



Naruto: Nay!



Sasuke: Thou art stubborn as a mule! thou hast already won, take thy Rasengan and rid me of mine breath, and crown thyself with the victor's Laurel wreath!!



Naruto: Like I told thee, I came here to be thy savior, not thy conqueror.



Sasuke: Whither dost thou continue to torment me with thine obstinate insolence?! I am conquered.... I be....



Naruto: Listen well to these words I shalt tell, for these are the words of wisdom from our forebearers!



Sasuke: ?!



<What words will Naruto impart to Sasuke??!!>



697 END

 

[Tennis Robot]

Charon's Boat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

That's why you're the best.

 

[A$AP Wap]

So everyone talks Like a Sir?[SUB] You must be registered for see images [/SUB]

 

[Torche]

But we all know they are going to cancel each other out, right? I mean, Chidori already = Bijuudama... :| Yeah, logic went out the window when Naruto and Sasuke were revived, perhaps even before then.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

So everyone talks Like a Sir?[SUB] You must be registered for see images [/SUB]

Kinda yeah.

 

[A$AP Wap]

Kinda yeah.

Indeed![SUB] You must be registered for see images [/SUB]

 

[Shanks]

Nice prediction with old Shakespeare language but it was funny to see naruto talking in long dialogues he could not understand one word when hogoromo spoke to him .

 

[Mighty]

Day 27: I'm still trying to find the funny part in this "prediction"...

 

[ANiMUS]

Boring and short for a chapter :|
Entertaining read though.

Really if only Sasuke used an Enton arrow instead he would have been rid of that fool and could have been on his way.

 

[A Perfect Orgasm]

My lord, another wonderful thread.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

My lord, another wonderful thread.

I thank thee for thy compliment imparteth.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

This is dumb.

 

[Rainbow Dash]

Thank you for this wonderful read, cutest of all Juubi's.