This is a Parody
*Madara of the six paths lands near kakashi, minato,zetsubito*
Kakashi,minato : what the..
Madara : I am madara of the six paths, and i am here to claim my rinnegan
Kakashi : *wears a moustache*, so then we shall have an auction for it, that's how you claim something you lost, ins't that right ?
Minato : *Shakes his head in approval*
Madara : damn it.. well then *Mokuton : Chair-Style*
*an wood chairs appears from beneath the earth*
Madara : *Stabs the ground with his staff* So let's start.
Kakashi : So who are the people that wants to negotate for this rinnegan?
Madara : As you see im the onl...
Sakura,Kiba,Orochimaru : USSSSSSS
Madara : are you ****ing serious?
Kakashi : *cough,cough* so let's start with you orochimaru-san, first of all, why do you wish to claim this rinnegan eye?
Orochimaru : you see my whole life i dreamed to an powerfull eye first i tried to get itachi's sharingans, i got owned by his genjutsu and my heart was broken for years
Then, i tried to take over Sasuke Uchiha's body, and i got owned in my own dimension created by me, i died for a while then i got revived by the same man that killed me.
When i arrived to the battlefield i saw the legendary Uchiha Madara, on a whole entirely level from the people i tried to take over
Madara : *Blushes*
Orochimaru : And i realised that i don't stand even the fking smallest chance to do anything, but now there's the oportunity to gain his rinnegan!
Orochimaru : Please this is what i dreamed my entirely life , please!
Kakashi : that was touching
Minato : indeed * sheding a tear*
Kakashi : Next, KIBA!
Kiba : ALRIGHT YEAHO! *akamaru barks*
Kiba : so the entire series i've been hanging around with a doggie, everyone was laughing at me, so my wish is to have a dog with RINNEGAN, shinra tensei! all that stuff, imageee i akamaru could pull of a chibaku tensei made of his own poop!
Kakashi : *facepalm* that's interesting..
Minato : ...
Kakashi : So sakura.. your next
Sakura : YES!, so just gimme the damn rinnegan so i can prove usefull, i mean the entire series people called me a useless *****, me having rinnegan would make me OP CMON!, people were really mad at me that i lied to naruto that i love him and i hurted his feelings, but now c-mon!, with rinnegan i could impress Sasuke that dosen't give a single **** about me!
Minato : You did what to my son?
Sakura : ops your son, sorry i mean
Minato : *RASENGAN*
Kakashi : So then.. Madara why do you desire this rinnegan
Madara : For real? what do i want with it? wasn't part 2 shippuden all about my plans?AND.. ISN'T THAT MY ****ING EYE?*
*Madara of the six paths lands near kakashi, minato,zetsubito*
Kakashi,minato : what the..
Madara : I am madara of the six paths, and i am here to claim my rinnegan
Kakashi : *wears a moustache*, so then we shall have an auction for it, that's how you claim something you lost, ins't that right ?
Minato : *Shakes his head in approval*
Madara : damn it.. well then *Mokuton : Chair-Style*
*an wood chairs appears from beneath the earth*
Madara : *Stabs the ground with his staff* So let's start.
Kakashi : So who are the people that wants to negotate for this rinnegan?
Madara : As you see im the onl...
Sakura,Kiba,Orochimaru : USSSSSSS
Madara : are you ****ing serious?
Kakashi : *cough,cough* so let's start with you orochimaru-san, first of all, why do you wish to claim this rinnegan eye?
Orochimaru : you see my whole life i dreamed to an powerfull eye first i tried to get itachi's sharingans, i got owned by his genjutsu and my heart was broken for years
Then, i tried to take over Sasuke Uchiha's body, and i got owned in my own dimension created by me, i died for a while then i got revived by the same man that killed me.
When i arrived to the battlefield i saw the legendary Uchiha Madara, on a whole entirely level from the people i tried to take over
Madara : *Blushes*
Orochimaru : And i realised that i don't stand even the fking smallest chance to do anything, but now there's the oportunity to gain his rinnegan!
Orochimaru : Please this is what i dreamed my entirely life , please!
Kakashi : that was touching
Minato : indeed * sheding a tear*
Kakashi : Next, KIBA!
Kiba : ALRIGHT YEAHO! *akamaru barks*
Kiba : so the entire series i've been hanging around with a doggie, everyone was laughing at me, so my wish is to have a dog with RINNEGAN, shinra tensei! all that stuff, imageee i akamaru could pull of a chibaku tensei made of his own poop!
Kakashi : *facepalm* that's interesting..
Minato : ...
Kakashi : So sakura.. your next
Sakura : YES!, so just gimme the damn rinnegan so i can prove usefull, i mean the entire series people called me a useless *****, me having rinnegan would make me OP CMON!, people were really mad at me that i lied to naruto that i love him and i hurted his feelings, but now c-mon!, with rinnegan i could impress Sasuke that dosen't give a single **** about me!
Minato : You did what to my son?
Sakura : ops your son, sorry i mean
Minato : *RASENGAN*
Kakashi : So then.. Madara why do you desire this rinnegan
Madara : For real? what do i want with it? wasn't part 2 shippuden all about my plans?AND.. ISN'T THAT MY ****ING EYE?*
