bharatputra
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This is my first prediction. So please bear with me.
==> The smoke clears and we see the three neo-Sannin…
*cough* *cough* *cough*
:sakura: Sakura : Naaaarutoooooooooo! Have you taken to cigarette smoking? Quit spoiling Sasuke-kun, baka!
................................Shannaroooooo!
*Bump*
:naruto: Naruto : Ow. It isn’t me Sakura-chan. Gamakichi?
Gamakichi : *cough-cough* Damn! I wanted to act as *cough* cool as my *sputter* dad *wheeeeeeze*. Gaah, shouldn’t have *cough-cough* smoked when I am still *wheeeeeeeze* underage and stuff.
:sasuke: Sasuke (in the background) : *inhale* Hmmmmm…Nice. Not as strong as my Djarium Black or Camel Rare ofcourse, but something to smoke nonetheless…. *exhale*
==> (Everybody is looking at them in awe.)
_@:
Minato : You can summon the toads too, Naruto? Like father, like son.
:nindaime: Tobirama : Bah, that Uchiha brat. Like clan, like summon!
Hiruzen : Jiraiya, Tsunade, Orochimaru…they look just the same!!!
Bee : *rapping* Copy cat, kill the rat; tell mummy to make you phat. Yeeeaaaahhhhhh! :wesobi:
Fodder Nin #1 : That’s fat, not phat, Bee sama. Example fat as that guy named Cho…
:chouji: [ BAIKA NO JUTSU !!!! NIKUDAN-YOYO!!!! ]
Fodder Nin #1 : Waaaaarrggghhhhh!
Fodder Nin #2 : You mad, Bro? Don’t ever call that guy ‘fa……..
:chouji: [ BAIKA NO JUTSU !!!! NIKUDAN-YOYO!!!! ]
Fodder Nin #3 : Hmmmmph! What a bunch of foo……
:chouji: [ BAIKA NO JUTSU !!!! NIKUDAN-YOYO!!!! ]
:chouji: Chouji : Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Never utter the “F” word !
???? : (muffled scream) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Naruto : !!!
Sasuke : !!!
Sakura : Who’s there?
???? : (muffled scream) ..own ..ere!
Sakura (looking down) : Oye Sai! What are you doing down there lazing on the ground?
Sai : You summoned that ugly worm right on top of me! I think I broke my paint brush! 
This worm’s just so fa..
:chouji: [ BAIKA NO JUTSU !!!! NIKUDAN-YOYO!!!! ]
Chouji : Had warned you!
Sai : :NO:
Fatsuyu : Meep! I am gonna tell my mother. Sakura-sama, do I look fat in this antenna?
Sakura : ….Ummmm….Oh. Please move away from Sai, Fatsuyu.
Fatsuyu : Right!
==> {After five minutes}
Sakura : ……………………………………………………………… I forgot snails are slowwwwww.
Fatsuyu : There. Sai is free now, Sakura-sama. He doesn’t look so good.
Fodder Nin #1,2,3 : Heeeeeeeelp! We were yo-yo’ed.
Sakura : Right. Fatsuyu, heal them and attach yourself to all those in this barrier.
Fatsuyu : Okay, Sakura-sama. (In deidara style) Fatsu!
{Fatsuyu divides herself into tiny fatter versions of herself)
Sakura : Arey!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
==> {Sakura falls down from where she stood on Fatsuyu as Fatsuyu has divided herself and splatters right over Sai!}
Sai : Aaah, blood! Uh, but why is it black? Oh no, my ink bottle! :dead:
Sakura : Oooops! Shhwaarry!
Sasuke : Hmmmph! Fools, all!
Panda : Sasuke!!! You dare summon me after killing my dad. I’ll eat you.
==> {Panda shakes Sasuke off and attacks him}
Sasuke : Sh**.
...................................Susano’o !
Gamakichi : So then, Panda, you are Manda’s son, eh? You shouldn’t leak Jiraiya-sama’s novels on mandapanda.com, you know.
Panda : Hisss off! :stfu:
==> {A little further away}
Hashirama : So many Hokage candidates. I must have died and gone to heaven! Oh wait, errrr…
Madara : Wait a minute. I have been reviewing some of the fan mails complaining about my non-chalance towards everyone attacking the Jyuubi. Most of them say that I have been too obsessed with Hashirama and that I have forgotten my original goal and plans and Infinite Tsukoyomi has gone for a toss. This rant is to remind you that nothing of that sort is happening and I have the utmost faith in the capabilities of the Jyuubi. I am sure that he/she/it/whatever will destroy every shinobi once it reaches its final form. And once that happens…..Mwahahahahahahahaha….
(takes out his war fan and starts playing a sinister air guitar solo).. I will take control of everything in the world. All will be moulded as I want and finally me and Hashirama can live in peace happily ever after. Right Hashirama?
Hashirama : Zzzzzzzzz…..Zzzzzzzzzzzz….(poke) Huh? What? Where? Yeah. Sure, whatever. Wake me up when september ends. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :gn:
==> {Scene changes to the five Kages}
(Gaara, Raikage, Mizukage and Tsuchikage are around Tsunade.)
Tsunade : Looks like this is the end.
Katsuyu : Don’t speak, Tsunade-sama. Conserve your strength.
Mizukage : How sad. Lived a spinster, dying a spinster. {To herself : Will I end up like this too?} :T_T:
Tsuchikage : Oh, woe is me. Alas, Thou art dying ere me. Justice, justice, wherefore art thou, Justice??? :NO:
Gaara : You don’t have to be that old, old man.
Raikage : Is there anything we can do? Anything??? *wink wink*
Tsunade : No. It's too late. I can’t carry on any further.
Raikage : Nonsense. It's never too late. We will carry you. Kazekage, Mizukage, Tsuchikage, you carry the bottom half. I will carry the boo*s…uuuhhh…I mean the other half. :flirty1:
????? : *snicker snicker* :snick:
The Kages : ????!!!!
==> {Orochimaru slithers in view}
Kages : Orochimaru!!! You were dead.
Orochimaru : I am immortal. Nothing can kill me. But it doesn’t seem to be the case with someone here, eh “old friend” ? Let me see to it. *snicker snicker* :snick:
Tsunade : Da…..
Katsuyu : Sssssssssshhhh. Don’t speak, Tsunade-sama.
Raikage : No one is laying an eye on those boo*s….uuhhh I mean on Tsunade.
Orochimaru : I came here to help you folks. Sasuke is going up against Madara and he may yet need you. I am helping Konoha in this war. Now then, do you want me to heal Tsunade or not?
Raikage : Okay. But stay away from the upper half.
Orochimaru : Oh, don't worry. Even Sasuke knows what I prefer! :snick:
==> {Scene Changes to the battlefield}
{Jyuubi-spawn, about half the size of summonings, keep attacking the alliance. The alliance is on the offensive.}
Naruto :
.....................................Rasengan!
Sasuke :
.....................................Susano’o!
Naruto : The more we defeat, the more they keep spawning. Kishi could drag this for years!!!
Lee : Then leave them to me! :hyper:
......................................Dynamic Entry!!!!
....................................Gate 6, Gate of Eeeew Open! Morning Pee-****! Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
==> (A lot of jyuubi spawn are sent flying across)
.................................Gate 7, Gate of Blunder, Open! Middle-noon-Finger!!!! Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
==> (Even more jyuubi spawn are sent flying across)
...................................That’s the power of youth!
Ten-ten : What the ....? How am I even supposed to match that? Kishi, you are very biased. Hell with this. I quit!
==> {A huge Jyuubi spawn tries to take a stealthy swipe at Sasuke.}
Sakura : Watch out, Sasuke-kun.
Sasuke : Huh? What? Um..
...................................Susano’o!
Shikamaru : We need someone to take care of these fodder Jyuubi so that we can attack the main body. Naruto, Sasuke. We will take care of the fodder jyuubi for you. That’s the maximum Kishi will allow us to do anyway. So you two wait for my signal and then, just dash towards the Jyuubi and give it some good old *****slapping. Don’t waste a single moment because we don’t know how long we can keep the path clear. Ready? Go!!!
Sasuke : Right!
Naruto : Huh? Wait..what? Can you repeat that please?_@:
Sasuke (running towards the Jyuubi laughing madly) : Mwahahahahahaha! I am coming to get you Jyuubi. I am going to kill you and then kill Madara and then become the Hokage. Mwahahahahaha!
..................................Susano’o!
Naruto : Hey, wait for me, teme!
==> (Sasuke reaches the Jyuubi)
Sasuke : Don’t get in my way, Naruto. Watch this. I am going to electrify this Jyuubi out of this world. Now what was that jutsu?
..........................Kiran?
...........................Karin?
..........................Karan?
.........................Ah, what the hell,
.........................Susano’o!
Naruto : Sasuke you teme. Now see this.
............................Rasengan!
==> {Scene changes to Obito and Kakashi}
(Kakashi and Obito are sitting on a cliff, drinking.)
Obito : Hahahaha. Man, these three weeks off have been great. Cheers! :hug:
Kakashi : Yeah. I was getting fed up with the same old boring s***. Cheers! XD
Kishimoto : BAAAKAAAAAAAAAA!
Kakashi : ****! Okay, where were we? Right! You are worse than trash, Obito!
Obito : No, Kakashi. This world is not real. We shinobis work day and night competing with other villages, making war with them. We will never achieve true peace. True peace lies in my Tsukuyomi. This world war is just another Unreal Tournament.
Kishimoto : All right. Cut!
Kakashi : Phew. Back to that bottle.
Obito : Come on Kishi. Join us.
==> {Kishi goes and joins them, thus ending the chapter}
==> The smoke clears and we see the three neo-Sannin…
*cough* *cough* *cough*
:sakura: Sakura : Naaaarutoooooooooo! Have you taken to cigarette smoking? Quit spoiling Sasuke-kun, baka!
................................Shannaroooooo!
*Bump*
:naruto: Naruto : Ow. It isn’t me Sakura-chan. Gamakichi?
Gamakichi : *cough-cough* Damn! I wanted to act as *cough* cool as my *sputter* dad *wheeeeeeze*. Gaah, shouldn’t have *cough-cough* smoked when I am still *wheeeeeeeze* underage and stuff.
:sasuke: Sasuke (in the background) : *inhale* Hmmmmm…Nice. Not as strong as my Djarium Black or Camel Rare ofcourse, but something to smoke nonetheless…. *exhale*
==> (Everybody is looking at them in awe.)
_@:Minato : You can summon the toads too, Naruto? Like father, like son.
:nindaime: Tobirama : Bah, that Uchiha brat. Like clan, like summon!
Hiruzen : Jiraiya, Tsunade, Orochimaru…they look just the same!!!Bee : *rapping* Copy cat, kill the rat; tell mummy to make you phat. Yeeeaaaahhhhhh! :wesobi:
Fodder Nin #1 : That’s fat, not phat, Bee sama. Example fat as that guy named Cho…
:chouji: [ BAIKA NO JUTSU !!!! NIKUDAN-YOYO!!!! ]
Fodder Nin #1 : Waaaaarrggghhhhh!
Fodder Nin #2 : You mad, Bro? Don’t ever call that guy ‘fa……..
:chouji: [ BAIKA NO JUTSU !!!! NIKUDAN-YOYO!!!! ]
Fodder Nin #3 : Hmmmmph! What a bunch of foo……
:chouji: [ BAIKA NO JUTSU !!!! NIKUDAN-YOYO!!!! ]
:chouji: Chouji : Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Never utter the “F” word !
???? : (muffled scream) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Naruto : !!!
Sasuke : !!!
Sakura : Who’s there?
???? : (muffled scream) ..own ..ere!
Sakura (looking down) : Oye Sai! What are you doing down there lazing on the ground?
Sai : You summoned that ugly worm right on top of me! I think I broke my paint brush! This worm’s just so fa.. :chouji: [ BAIKA NO JUTSU !!!! NIKUDAN-YOYO!!!! ]
Chouji : Had warned you!
Sai : :NO:
Fatsuyu : Meep! I am gonna tell my mother. Sakura-sama, do I look fat in this antenna?
Sakura : ….Ummmm….Oh. Please move away from Sai, Fatsuyu.
Fatsuyu : Right!
==> {After five minutes}
Sakura : ……………………………………………………………… I forgot snails are slowwwwww.
Fatsuyu : There. Sai is free now, Sakura-sama. He doesn’t look so good.
Fodder Nin #1,2,3 : Heeeeeeeelp! We were yo-yo’ed.
Sakura : Right. Fatsuyu, heal them and attach yourself to all those in this barrier.
Fatsuyu : Okay, Sakura-sama. (In deidara style) Fatsu!
{Fatsuyu divides herself into tiny fatter versions of herself)
Sakura : Arey!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
==> {Sakura falls down from where she stood on Fatsuyu as Fatsuyu has divided herself and splatters right over Sai!}
Sai : Aaah, blood! Uh, but why is it black? Oh no, my ink bottle! :dead:
Sakura : Oooops! Shhwaarry!
Sasuke : Hmmmph! Fools, all!
Panda : Sasuke!!! You dare summon me after killing my dad. I’ll eat you.
==> {Panda shakes Sasuke off and attacks him}
Sasuke : Sh**.
...................................Susano’o !
Gamakichi : So then, Panda, you are Manda’s son, eh? You shouldn’t leak Jiraiya-sama’s novels on mandapanda.com, you know.
Panda : Hisss off! :stfu:
==> {A little further away}
Hashirama : So many Hokage candidates. I must have died and gone to heaven! Oh wait, errrr…
Madara : Wait a minute. I have been reviewing some of the fan mails complaining about my non-chalance towards everyone attacking the Jyuubi. Most of them say that I have been too obsessed with Hashirama and that I have forgotten my original goal and plans and Infinite Tsukoyomi has gone for a toss. This rant is to remind you that nothing of that sort is happening and I have the utmost faith in the capabilities of the Jyuubi. I am sure that he/she/it/whatever will destroy every shinobi once it reaches its final form. And once that happens…..Mwahahahahahahahaha….
(takes out his war fan and starts playing a sinister air guitar solo).. I will take control of everything in the world. All will be moulded as I want and finally me and Hashirama can live in peace happily ever after. Right Hashirama?
Hashirama : Zzzzzzzzz…..Zzzzzzzzzzzz….(poke) Huh? What? Where? Yeah. Sure, whatever. Wake me up when september ends. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :gn:
==> {Scene changes to the five Kages}
(Gaara, Raikage, Mizukage and Tsuchikage are around Tsunade.)
Tsunade : Looks like this is the end.
Katsuyu : Don’t speak, Tsunade-sama. Conserve your strength.
Mizukage : How sad. Lived a spinster, dying a spinster. {To herself : Will I end up like this too?} :T_T:
Tsuchikage : Oh, woe is me. Alas, Thou art dying ere me. Justice, justice, wherefore art thou, Justice??? :NO:
Gaara : You don’t have to be that old, old man.
Raikage : Is there anything we can do? Anything??? *wink wink*
Tsunade : No. It's too late. I can’t carry on any further.
Raikage : Nonsense. It's never too late. We will carry you. Kazekage, Mizukage, Tsuchikage, you carry the bottom half. I will carry the boo*s…uuuhhh…I mean the other half. :flirty1:
????? : *snicker snicker* :snick:
The Kages : ????!!!!
==> {Orochimaru slithers in view}
Kages : Orochimaru!!! You were dead.
Orochimaru : I am immortal. Nothing can kill me. But it doesn’t seem to be the case with someone here, eh “old friend” ? Let me see to it. *snicker snicker* :snick:
Tsunade : Da…..
Katsuyu : Sssssssssshhhh. Don’t speak, Tsunade-sama.
Raikage : No one is laying an eye on those boo*s….uuhhh I mean on Tsunade.
Orochimaru : I came here to help you folks. Sasuke is going up against Madara and he may yet need you. I am helping Konoha in this war. Now then, do you want me to heal Tsunade or not?
Raikage : Okay. But stay away from the upper half.
Orochimaru : Oh, don't worry. Even Sasuke knows what I prefer! :snick:
==> {Scene Changes to the battlefield}
{Jyuubi-spawn, about half the size of summonings, keep attacking the alliance. The alliance is on the offensive.}
Naruto :
.....................................Rasengan!
Sasuke :
.....................................Susano’o!
Naruto : The more we defeat, the more they keep spawning. Kishi could drag this for years!!!
Lee : Then leave them to me! :hyper:
......................................Dynamic Entry!!!!
....................................Gate 6, Gate of Eeeew Open! Morning Pee-****! Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
==> (A lot of jyuubi spawn are sent flying across)
.................................Gate 7, Gate of Blunder, Open! Middle-noon-Finger!!!! Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
==> (Even more jyuubi spawn are sent flying across)
...................................That’s the power of youth!
Ten-ten : What the ....? How am I even supposed to match that? Kishi, you are very biased. Hell with this. I quit!
==> {A huge Jyuubi spawn tries to take a stealthy swipe at Sasuke.}
Sakura : Watch out, Sasuke-kun.
Sasuke : Huh? What? Um..
...................................Susano’o!
Shikamaru : We need someone to take care of these fodder Jyuubi so that we can attack the main body. Naruto, Sasuke. We will take care of the fodder jyuubi for you. That’s the maximum Kishi will allow us to do anyway. So you two wait for my signal and then, just dash towards the Jyuubi and give it some good old *****slapping. Don’t waste a single moment because we don’t know how long we can keep the path clear. Ready? Go!!!
Sasuke : Right!
Naruto : Huh? Wait..what? Can you repeat that please?
_@:Sasuke (running towards the Jyuubi laughing madly) : Mwahahahahahaha! I am coming to get you Jyuubi. I am going to kill you and then kill Madara and then become the Hokage. Mwahahahahaha!
..................................Susano’o!
Naruto : Hey, wait for me, teme!
==> (Sasuke reaches the Jyuubi)
Sasuke : Don’t get in my way, Naruto. Watch this. I am going to electrify this Jyuubi out of this world. Now what was that jutsu?
..........................Kiran?
...........................Karin?
..........................Karan?
.........................Ah, what the hell,
.........................Susano’o!
Naruto : Sasuke you teme. Now see this.
............................Rasengan!
==> {Scene changes to Obito and Kakashi}
(Kakashi and Obito are sitting on a cliff, drinking.)
Obito : Hahahaha. Man, these three weeks off have been great. Cheers! :hug:
Kakashi : Yeah. I was getting fed up with the same old boring s***. Cheers! XD
Kishimoto : BAAAKAAAAAAAAAA!
Kakashi : ****! Okay, where were we? Right! You are worse than trash, Obito!
Obito : No, Kakashi. This world is not real. We shinobis work day and night competing with other villages, making war with them. We will never achieve true peace. True peace lies in my Tsukuyomi. This world war is just another Unreal Tournament.
Kishimoto : All right. Cut!
Kakashi : Phew. Back to that bottle.
Obito : Come on Kishi. Join us.
==> {Kishi goes and joins them, thus ending the chapter}
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