0jordinio0
Jōnin Strategist 🧠
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- Jun 8, 2012
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Naruto stood, his fist clenched angrily as he stared at Madara riding atop the monstrous Juubi's head, "Madara, I will not allow you to continue your plans, I will stand strong and protect my friends, protect those precious to me and the cherished bonds that we have formed....."
As Naruto continued to preach and prattle on about queer ass things like bonds and other such nonsense. The Juubi formed a full powered Tailed Beast Ball and sent it roaring across the sky towards Naruto, where it hit the preaching teen and obliterated him along with all of his 'precious friends, wiping them from existence.
And so, Madara with nobody left to oppose him at the moment continued on his plan and cast his Genjutsu upon the moon to turn the world into one giant ass harem for himself. Where he made all ugly females and men kill themselves off and all the hot girls rush to bow down at him and offer their bodies to him.
The Hokage, plus Orochimaru and Taka never even made it to the battle field in time and were conveniently never even heard of once the Genjutsu was cast.
Meanwhile, in the realm of Obito's Kamui, both Kakashi and Obito tripped at the exact same time and fell upon Kakashi;s Raikari impaling both of them and killing them right off.
The end!
Because, C'mon! What kind of evil villian is just gonna sit there and let the 'hero' monologue about bonds and other crap like that?
As Naruto continued to preach and prattle on about queer ass things like bonds and other such nonsense. The Juubi formed a full powered Tailed Beast Ball and sent it roaring across the sky towards Naruto, where it hit the preaching teen and obliterated him along with all of his 'precious friends, wiping them from existence.
And so, Madara with nobody left to oppose him at the moment continued on his plan and cast his Genjutsu upon the moon to turn the world into one giant ass harem for himself. Where he made all ugly females and men kill themselves off and all the hot girls rush to bow down at him and offer their bodies to him.
The Hokage, plus Orochimaru and Taka never even made it to the battle field in time and were conveniently never even heard of once the Genjutsu was cast.
Meanwhile, in the realm of Obito's Kamui, both Kakashi and Obito tripped at the exact same time and fell upon Kakashi;s Raikari impaling both of them and killing them right off.
The end!
Because, C'mon! What kind of evil villian is just gonna sit there and let the 'hero' monologue about bonds and other crap like that?
