Okay so with Lebron James announcing where hes going to sign tonight, I just can't help but wonder whats going to happen. Reports now are saying its almost a sure in for him to sign with Miami. Now the top 4 teams to sign him were Cleveland, Chicago, New York and Miami.
I don't think he has anything to fear from Chicago. Once Wade and Bosh signed in Miami there was no chance that Chicago was getting him.
But Cleveland and New York are going to FLIP. If he made his decision like a normal person he wouldn't piss anyone off. It would be like "Whatever, its his decision." But not, he has to hold an hour long special on ESPN and make a huge ass deal about it. So heres why he has to worry.
New York: Its f***ing New York City. Half the city is INSANE. The city has been thinking for years that come 2010, Lebron would be a Knick. He loved to be in New York, he had tons of friends from New York and he partied hard in New York. Then he announces the hour long special is going to be in Greenwich, a short drive away. Coincidence? New Yorkers certainly didn't think so....So here we are, Lebron is about to piss off a couple million already angry, mobsters/psychos/drunks/idiots/guidos.
Cleveland: Now this is the scarier city of the two in this situation. Their sports history is a sad sad joke that was supposed to be brought to the promised land by Lebron. I think of it this way. Cleveland was that really odd kid in high school that didn't really have any friends, was real quiet, and everyone sort of knew was a little crazy, you know, one more thing was going to push them over the edge and they were going to lose it. Then came along Lebron, the most popular guy in school and all of a sudden he asks her out. The best day in that girl's life. They're together for a while, things are going great. Cleveland thinks they may end up getting married, spend the rest of their lives together even. And then it happens. One day he just decides to go, on national television no less! This is where Cleveland SNAPS. Straight killing spree guaranteed.
I wouldn't want to be in Cleveland tonight......
I don't think he has anything to fear from Chicago. Once Wade and Bosh signed in Miami there was no chance that Chicago was getting him.
But Cleveland and New York are going to FLIP. If he made his decision like a normal person he wouldn't piss anyone off. It would be like "Whatever, its his decision." But not, he has to hold an hour long special on ESPN and make a huge ass deal about it. So heres why he has to worry.
New York: Its f***ing New York City. Half the city is INSANE. The city has been thinking for years that come 2010, Lebron would be a Knick. He loved to be in New York, he had tons of friends from New York and he partied hard in New York. Then he announces the hour long special is going to be in Greenwich, a short drive away. Coincidence? New Yorkers certainly didn't think so....So here we are, Lebron is about to piss off a couple million already angry, mobsters/psychos/drunks/idiots/guidos.
Cleveland: Now this is the scarier city of the two in this situation. Their sports history is a sad sad joke that was supposed to be brought to the promised land by Lebron. I think of it this way. Cleveland was that really odd kid in high school that didn't really have any friends, was real quiet, and everyone sort of knew was a little crazy, you know, one more thing was going to push them over the edge and they were going to lose it. Then came along Lebron, the most popular guy in school and all of a sudden he asks her out. The best day in that girl's life. They're together for a while, things are going great. Cleveland thinks they may end up getting married, spend the rest of their lives together even. And then it happens. One day he just decides to go, on national television no less! This is where Cleveland SNAPS. Straight killing spree guaranteed.
I wouldn't want to be in Cleveland tonight......