Mille Ignis
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Where are you?
*I do not take credit in making the story line.
All credit goes to gameinformer
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Where are you?
Some lab
Space
Rural town
Mansion
The last thing I remember is a crash...
Shopping mall
What do you see
Flesh, asymmetrical monsters floating in massive incubation tubes
An unskippable cutscene starring the recurring villain
Have they escaped?
Yes
No
OMG ZOMBIE BOSS ROCKET LAUNCHER FIGHT
Escape on helicopter
Sequel? Proceed to 'Rural town'
Everything is probably fine
Uh-oh
You are dead
Cut to preachy monologue about the nature of man
Activate self-destruct while villian is destracted
This is boring. I'm going to make a sandwhich
OMG ZOMBIE BOSS ROCKET LAUNCHER FIGHT
Escape on helicopter
Sequel?
Proceed to 'Rural town'
You are dead.
Complain about being in space
Why are you here?
Searching for lost girlfriend
I don't know I just thawed
ONG ZOMBIE GIRLFRIEND
How attached to you are her?
Meh...
Love of my life
'It's not you, it's me,'
reach for breakup shotgun
reach for breakup shotgun
Set collision course for sun
OMG TENTACLE BOSS ZOMBIE
Escape via pos and crash land
Proceed to 'Rural town'
OMG ZOMBIE ***
You are dead
OMG I'M NAKED AND THAT'S A ZOMBIE
You are dead
Are you with...
The military
A biker,veteran, student, and systems analyst
What are they armed with?
Guns
Dreamcast keyboards
...but no armor
Listen to them whine about inevitable flesh wound
Shoot them in the face
Wait it out
Seek shelter at...
Parents' house
Motel
Is that a zombie on the lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
OMG PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES
Not enough sun!
You are dead.
Talk to manager with glass eye about End of Days
Cue preach monologue about the nature of man
Impolitely seize glass eye and stash in inventory
Conveniently stumble upon large iron gate with eye-shaped hole
Proceed to 'Mansion'
OMG EX-COMRADE ZOMBIES
Sgt. Fodder gives you love bite
Start feeling ill, chronicle symptoms in diary
You are dead
Words per minute < 13
You are dead.
Seek shelter at...
Parents' house
Motel
Is that a zombie on the lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
OMG PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES
Not enough sun!
You are dead.
Talk to manager with glass eye about End of Days
Cue preach monologue about the nature of man
Impolitely seize glass eye and stash in inventory
Conveniently stumble upon large iron gate with eye-shaped hole
Proceed to 'Mansion'
Mansion
Are you alone?
No
Yes
Time to split up!
Are you alone
No
Yes
Oh shit...
You are dead
OMG PUZZLES
Win a deadly game of chess
Read a diary
Crap, I exchanged my ammo for an ink ribbon
Find a heart shaped key
Play magic piano
Move bookshelf
OMG ZOMBIES
Run!
Fight!
Struggle with tank controls
You are dead
Battle through zombie horde
What is this, some kind of elevator?
What is this, some kind of tunnel?
What is this, some kind of ladder?
What is this, some kind of hand trolly? Are you serious?
Proceed to 'Some Lab'
You are dead.
OMG PUZZLES
Win a deadly game of chess
Read a diary
Find a heart shaped key
Crap, I exchanged my ammo for an ink ribbon
Play magic piano
Move bookshelf
OMG ZOMBIES
Run!
Fight!
Struggle with tank controls
You are dead.
Battle through zombie horde
What is this, some kind of elevator?
What is this, some kind of tunnel?
What is this, some kind of ladder?
What is this, some kind of hand trolly? Are you serious?
Proceed to 'Some Lab'
You are dead.
Are you in a barn?
Yes
No, it's a shed
No, it's 1955
Is it 1943?
You are Marty McFly
Yes
OMG NAZI ZOMMBIES
You are dead
Close enough wise ass
Is it 1943?
No, it's 1955
Yes
You are Marty McFly
OMG NAZI ZOMBIES
You are dead
Shopping mall
OMG ZOMBIE CONSUMERS!
Who do you team up with?
Disgraced ex-cop searching for his daughter
The Janitor with the walkie-talkie
The promiscuous co-ed
The endearing old couple
Provide comic relief while cop does all the killing
Cop helps you believe in yourself as you make it to the roof
Last stand against zombie horde
Cop abandons you, aim for chopper's gas tank in retaliation
Cop abandons you
You are dead
You are dead
Listen to his life story
Take maintenence tunnels to roof where rescue awaits
Last stand against zombie horde
Help janitor
Leave janitor
You are dead
Shed single tear
Escape on helicopter
Sequel?
Proceed to 'Rural town'
Barricade selves in food court, defile Orange Julius stand
Zombies break your barrier of chairs and KFC buckets
Totally worth it
You are dead
That was stupid
You are dead
*I do not take credit in making the story line.
All credit goes to gameinformer
This thread was a ***** to make, so ya'll better ****EN enjoy it and rep.