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Defeat anyone with one year of prep?

He can make anything within the span of a year and he moves faster than sound not to mention he knows nearly everything about everyone.
 

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Of course , He can gift wrap your defeat. Batman solos too.
 
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Why did this remind of me of a shitty anime that Santa Claus actually exists and he's one of the main protagonist :|
 

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Santa doesnt actually make shit though, the elves do. also he needs a sleigh, doesnt actually move at the speed of sound without reindeer

Santa alone gets negged by Itachi
 

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Santa doesnt actually make shit though, the elves do. also he needs a sleigh, doesnt actually move at the speed of sound without reindeer

Santa alone gets negged by Itachi

Yeah but he has a year of prep so he can get the supplies ready
 

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is he creative enough to come up with the ideas though? kids usually send him ideas

Mmm i see what you mean nice counter but if he watches hos target for an entire year without them knowing i think he can find there likes and dislikes
 

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Mmm i see what you mean nice counter but if he watches hos target for an entire year without them knowing i think he can find there likes and dislikes

can he actually tell likes or dislikes though? or just if theyre naughty or nice?
 

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Easter bunny solos santa
 

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santa claus is so badass, he scared me to death when I was little

Why did this remind of me of a shitty anime that Santa Claus actually exists and he's one of the main protagonist :|

lol i laughed so hard when i read that.
what drugs those people use to come with those ideas?
 

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Isn't Santa Claus the most powerful mutant in the marvel universe? He's got absurd reality warping powers and on Christmas his power level is ridiculous. There was a comic where he intercepted the X-Men and the Brotherhood fighting, froze them all in time and warped every member back home with no memory of it ever happening.

 
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