"Well, it all started when this clown appeared. He was causing trouble, which I found funny, and Dylan slapped him, which caused him and this lion to cry. He then came in on a rocket and blew up our shelves, which made me chuckle, but then he came in riding a frickin' elephant, and nearly killed me. Not long after that Dylan got injured because people trampled him to get our while the elephant was rampaging, the clown left, and Astarte, Annabella, Jerry, and myself are left cleaning up this mess. Sheesh, what a day..."