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Hey, waiter, can I get a well done steak? With a glass of wine please.
 

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Enters the cafe and resumes work as he goes to the stage and starts to say very funny jokes
 

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Enters the cafe and resumes work as he goes to the stage and starts to say very funny jokes to entertain the customers
 

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*The man finally wakes up.*

"Wait, how did that just occur? What happened to that Dylan fellow? Eh..."

*Notices Annabella*

"Ah hello, are you a new waitress?"
 

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Turns to the guy that just woke up and says hey you are you in the mood for a joke
 

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*Runs in obviously already drunk, again...*

Oi, oi, oiii where are the fiine ladies...hic!

Waiter! Round of sake for everyone, on my tab! Hic!

*Sits down, red in face like a pepper, and stars singing, though it sounds more like an howling elephant rather thsn singing*
 

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Hey do we have any able bodied men that can take out this dude
 

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*Mublees, barely able to connect a sentence*

No maan mhhan, giveee me full bodied ladies.
 

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"I don't know man, he seems to know what he's doing"

*He then laughs and begins to drink the sake*

"Thanks mate."
 

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Wait for me ill go bring the ladies then he walks into the kitchen and brings out a container of hot sauce and says "if you dont get out now ill empty this container on your head."
 

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Wait for me ill go bring the ladies then he walks into the kitchen and brings out a container of hot sauce and says "if you dont get out now ill empty this container on your head."

Dylan takes the Hot Sauce and dumps it on the customer's head and asks "How do you feel now ? "
 

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*Lifts his head up, and emptys the last drop of sake, then smushes a bit of Hot Sauce from his face with his finger and licks it**

Now this is a sauce! One thing only..it's low on salt.

*Continues eating hot sauce right off the table, opens his bag and opens another bottle of sake*

Kanpai!
 

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*Lifts his head up, and emptys the last drop of sake, then smushes a bit of Hot Sauce from his face with his finger and licks it**

Now this is a sauce! One thing only..it's low on salt.

*Continues eating hot sauce right off the table, opens his bag and opens another bottle of sake*

Kanpai!

Dylan gets extremely angry at the customers reaction and goes off to make an extremely good cake with a fiery taste.
 

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Oh, this will be good :snick:

*The man takes another sip of his Sake*
 

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Oh, this will be good :snick:

*The man takes another sip of his Sake*

Dylan looks at the customer and says "If you fall asleep again, I will force feed you 10 Jalapenos."
 

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This is so wierd
 

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Ummmm *pokes head around the corner* can I have a drink?
 

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Dylan looks at the customer and says "If you fall asleep again, I will force feed you 10 Jalapenos."

"Don't worry mate, I won't, was kinda wondering where you went to be honest, thought you died or joined a rogue punk band or something."

*Drinks again, only having two sips of his Sake left*
 
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