Ensifer
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(Try to read this in an anchorman-style for the experience, thank you.)
"Greetings, our beloved viewers, this is Lead Anchorman Naruto Uzumaki, here to report the breaking updates on the current status of the war!"
"Tonight, some developing story concerning the entrapment of the entire shinobi world as we know it! Sources last reported that the vile deed of the act in question, which known as Infinite Tsukuyomi was being committed by the one and only Madara Uchiha, former leader of Konoha who once led the village with his then-boyfriend Hashirama. Some other sources have also claimed that it is all actually a conspiracy and being committed by a white supremacist group, who are attempting to recreate the world population with only "the white people" through the transition of the Infinite Tsukuyomi, these beings known as the "White Zetsu". Here is a visual of the scene live in action and afterwards we will transition onto the weather reports by Sakura!"
"Thank you Naruto, now on to the weather reports where it shows that 10 minutes ago it was completely hot as if we were in a world completely composed of nothing but lava and heat with a stunning 120°F, almost as if we were in a volcano or something. Later on to current time it seems that mother nature herself(lol) decided that it was time to suddenly shift the weather to complete coldness breeziness ... though a tad too much with a staggering −40 °F with a chance of blizzard storms. Though there have been other sources that are claiming that from their own respective locations that it feels like a desert and contradicting what we are currently experiencing .... so to be honest I have no idea what is going on. On to you now, Sasuke-kun!"
"Thank you Sakura for that absolutely useless report, then again that's probably why they made you the weather girl...
Now on to some serious news concerning the war, after a long and harsh investigation throughout probably the entire series we have finally found out the true mastermind and instigator of all the troublesome things that has happened since the beginning of ninja history. And it was .... a black g .... eh ... I mean ... a black entity known through the world as Black Zetsu(please don't sue this Network), and his benefactor Kaguya. From what we have gathered from our reports it seems that Kaguya's personality is that of a mother with very bad parenting methods, such examples being that she created a monstrous being known as the Ten Tails in rebellion for her sons having a portion of her power's since birth, with a testimony by one of her own son.
Please follow up on our news reports because to be honest ... this is confusing even to me, Sasuke out!"
"Greetings, our beloved viewers, this is Lead Anchorman Naruto Uzumaki, here to report the breaking updates on the current status of the war!"
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"Tonight, some developing story concerning the entrapment of the entire shinobi world as we know it! Sources last reported that the vile deed of the act in question, which known as Infinite Tsukuyomi was being committed by the one and only Madara Uchiha, former leader of Konoha who once led the village with his then-boyfriend Hashirama. Some other sources have also claimed that it is all actually a conspiracy and being committed by a white supremacist group, who are attempting to recreate the world population with only "the white people" through the transition of the Infinite Tsukuyomi, these beings known as the "White Zetsu". Here is a visual of the scene live in action and afterwards we will transition onto the weather reports by Sakura!"
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"Thank you Naruto, now on to the weather reports where it shows that 10 minutes ago it was completely hot as if we were in a world completely composed of nothing but lava and heat with a stunning 120°F, almost as if we were in a volcano or something. Later on to current time it seems that mother nature herself(lol) decided that it was time to suddenly shift the weather to complete coldness breeziness ... though a tad too much with a staggering −40 °F with a chance of blizzard storms. Though there have been other sources that are claiming that from their own respective locations that it feels like a desert and contradicting what we are currently experiencing .... so to be honest I have no idea what is going on. On to you now, Sasuke-kun!"
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"Thank you Sakura for that absolutely useless report, then again that's probably why they made you the weather girl...
Now on to some serious news concerning the war, after a long and harsh investigation throughout probably the entire series we have finally found out the true mastermind and instigator of all the troublesome things that has happened since the beginning of ninja history. And it was .... a black g .... eh ... I mean ... a black entity known through the world as Black Zetsu(please don't sue this Network), and his benefactor Kaguya. From what we have gathered from our reports it seems that Kaguya's personality is that of a mother with very bad parenting methods, such examples being that she created a monstrous being known as the Ten Tails in rebellion for her sons having a portion of her power's since birth, with a testimony by one of her own son.
Please follow up on our news reports because to be honest ... this is confusing even to me, Sasuke out!"
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