Boss New Theory (hella legit)

[ANBU Kakashi23]

8.This theory is so groundbreaking that I have ignored the designated Narutobase rules, laid down by the gods of this here forum. That's right, I challenged the admins mo'****az- give me liberty, or give me death! And if you give me death, that's actually against the humanitarian rights laid down by the United Nations. In other words, taking action against this here post makes you an international criminal.

=.Speaking of international criminals, my theory today regards what was known until this day, June 18th, 2012, as "Tobi". See, the truth, nothing but the truth, is that Tobi is actually a shadow clone of Naruto. In fact, if I may be so bold, I make the claim that everybody in the Naruto Universe is Naruto. Hell, everybody in the DBZ universe is Naruto. Everybody in the whole world is Naruto! The only item that is not Naruto is Magikarp (Magikarp can solo the Sage of 6 Paths any day, mo'****az).

=.What I'm trying to say is that our existence in this plane of reality is random, fake, and ultimately meaningless because we are all the same people. All efforts to not conform result in conformity regardless. Topics like LGBT rights are rendered useless because we are all Naruto, we all love each other in this world, and thus, we are all gay. This also proves that Naruto and Sasuke are gay for each other. <3:ice:<3

D.In short, your existence and Kishi's manga is just a huge lie, and you guys need to stop pondering the un-ponderable. I'm sorry, but on the other side of the coin, you guys don't really affect me in any way, shape, or form. So in reality, since reality doesn't exist, my apologetic nature does not exist- I am not even slightly sorry.

dude please hook me up with your shroom dealer

you got that good sh*t :rofl:

 

[I Am The Fourth Hokage]

Convince me, or rather, convince yourself, as we ARE the same. It will not be possible unless you perceive a false reality like the gentleman/myself/naruto above. I say gentleman/myself/nartuo because different people are at different stages of acceptance of this groundbreaking new truth.

Good look to you sir, in your journey to find "the truth" or "enlightenment" which I have previously stated. You will soon figure out that the Truth, yes Truth with a capital "T" was spelled out to you, and you spent your whole journey in search of something you already knew.

Again sir, Good Luck to you!

I really dislike you right now lol

 

[Infallible]

The lie is the existence of our separate personas. This lie is ingrained into ourselves such that it is near-impossible for one to recognize without the blessing of Magikarp.

In today's society perception is NOT reality. You think you are your own person, that is not true. Thus perception is a falsification and a fallacy.

Ok, then who ingrained this misconception into our heads? if the world is filled with nothing but Narutos and the all knowing Magikarp? The Magikarp who is just trying to enlighten us on our current situation.

 

[Kira was Righteous]

Iam too tired to care about this obvious trolling and seeing as its not been deleted yet hes probably got connections in NB

 

[Nigete]

Nothing to discuss here. Seems legit to me!