Donald J Trump
Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
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Sarada: P-Papa?
*Sauke looks over his left and right shoulder*
Sasuke:Me?
*Sarda nods and goes to hug, but is stopped by a sharp blade*
Sasuke: OU hell naaaa!I am not your daddy little girl, now scram before I use solo glance on you.
Sarda: BUT YOUR MY PAPA ;_;
*Sasuke activates full Susanoo*
Sasuke: Enough with these games, there is no way I am paying for child support
*Sasuke's Susanoo pulls an arrow and fires without hesitation, the arrow is barley blocked by Naruto's tails*
Sasuke: Naruto?
Naruto: Sasuke.... I think Sarada is your daughter.
Sasuke:No! This can't be! Sakura wouldn't have dared and poked holes in the condom.
*Naruto with a sad face*
Naruto:I am sorry Sasuke.... she wanted the Uchiha D raw.
Naruto:Well there is only one way to prove it all....
Man:Welcome to the Maury show, today we have very special guests, Uchiha Sasuke, Sarada and Sakura.
Maury: Sakura says, Sasuke is the baby's daddy, she says they look just the same
Sakura:HE IS THE BABY DADDY, AINT NOBODY ELSE GONMA GIVE HER THE SHARINGAN!
Sasuke: The baby look nothing like me Maury, I covered my penis in susanoo, how the hell is she gonna say I am the baby's daddy.
Maury: you do know unless you use the yata mirror on your penis, it can still break, so there is still a chance she is your child.
*Sasuke thinking* shit itachi, why didn't you leave me the solo weapon?*
Sasuke: ey listen, If she is my child than ima man up and stop ducking and dodging child support
Sakura: Thank god after today, his 11 year hide and seek streak will no longer exists, Maury, Sasuke be creeping in the woods, avoding his daddy duties and im tired, he think this is a game.
Karin: You ain't shit you pink fodder, ain't nobody want your useless genes.
Sakura: who is you talking to? You Uchiha thirsty *****?
Karin: listen Maury, Sarada is my baby, ask kishi's pen if you don't believe it. Sakura be photoshopping pictures of her,Sarada and Sssuke together, she ain't the baby mama.
Maury: lol wtf? whete did you come from?Anyway, the results are in.
Sakura: Like I say, im not 100, im not 200, I am 1000% sure that he is the baby daddy.
Maruy: When it comes to 12 year old Sarada....Sasuke...you ARE the father.
*The crowd roars*
Sakura: WHA I SAY? WHA I SAY? HE IS THE BABY DADDY.
Sasuke: you know like I said, I will take care of Sara- ALLAHU AKBUR!
*Sauke looks over his left and right shoulder*
Sasuke:Me?
*Sarda nods and goes to hug, but is stopped by a sharp blade*
Sasuke: OU hell naaaa!I am not your daddy little girl, now scram before I use solo glance on you.
Sarda: BUT YOUR MY PAPA ;_;
*Sasuke activates full Susanoo*
Sasuke: Enough with these games, there is no way I am paying for child support
*Sasuke's Susanoo pulls an arrow and fires without hesitation, the arrow is barley blocked by Naruto's tails*
Sasuke: Naruto?
Naruto: Sasuke.... I think Sarada is your daughter.
Sasuke:No! This can't be! Sakura wouldn't have dared and poked holes in the condom.
*Naruto with a sad face*
Naruto:I am sorry Sasuke.... she wanted the Uchiha D raw.
Naruto:Well there is only one way to prove it all....
Man:Welcome to the Maury show, today we have very special guests, Uchiha Sasuke, Sarada and Sakura.
Maury: Sakura says, Sasuke is the baby's daddy, she says they look just the same
Sakura:HE IS THE BABY DADDY, AINT NOBODY ELSE GONMA GIVE HER THE SHARINGAN!
Sasuke: The baby look nothing like me Maury, I covered my penis in susanoo, how the hell is she gonna say I am the baby's daddy.
Maury: you do know unless you use the yata mirror on your penis, it can still break, so there is still a chance she is your child.
*Sasuke thinking* shit itachi, why didn't you leave me the solo weapon?*
Sasuke: ey listen, If she is my child than ima man up and stop ducking and dodging child support
Sakura: Thank god after today, his 11 year hide and seek streak will no longer exists, Maury, Sasuke be creeping in the woods, avoding his daddy duties and im tired, he think this is a game.
Karin: You ain't shit you pink fodder, ain't nobody want your useless genes.
Sakura: who is you talking to? You Uchiha thirsty *****?
Karin: listen Maury, Sarada is my baby, ask kishi's pen if you don't believe it. Sakura be photoshopping pictures of her,Sarada and Sssuke together, she ain't the baby mama.
Maury: lol wtf? whete did you come from?Anyway, the results are in.
Sakura: Like I say, im not 100, im not 200, I am 1000% sure that he is the baby daddy.
Maruy: When it comes to 12 year old Sarada....Sasuke...you ARE the father.
*The crowd roars*
Sakura: WHA I SAY? WHA I SAY? HE IS THE BABY DADDY.
Sasuke: you know like I said, I will take care of Sara- ALLAHU AKBUR!
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