Hasashi - [Counting porn films] 89... 90... 91...
Kyga - Hasashi! How many porn films do you even have?!
Hasashi - 92.. 93.. I just have alot.. 94.. 95..
Mr Strawberry - [On Roku's shoulder] *** in the City! Finally! Someone believes in porn!
Roku - C'mon Mr Strawberry, I have to go to school.
Mr Strawberry - Hah! School?! School is for losers!
Hasashi - And that is why I spend my time watching precious porn! 96.. 97.. 98..
Roku - Well I want to make a living and be some kind of engineer!
Kyga - [Gets backpack] Well yeah. Cya Hasashi!
Kyga slams the door and leaves for the bus
Roku - You're alone now, cya too. [Leaves as well]
Mr Strawberry - [Eats chip] This cheapo bus sure stinks.
Roku [Whispers] - You'll get used to it, and where did you get that chip?
Mr Strawberry - Out of my pen15
Roku [Screams] - WHAT?!
Everyone turns towards Roku
Bus Driver - Hey kid! Quiet down back there!
Roku [Whispers] - You guys store things in there?
Mr Strawberry - What? Oh no. Only the royal family can do that.
Roku [Whispers] - Royal?! That's disgusting!
The bus eventually arrives at school
Roku - [Gets off the bus, realizing no one is around the school yard] Shit! Shit! Shit!
Roku starts sprinting at the school's door
Mr Strawberry - Woah, woah, woah! Slow down there bud! My intestines are moving like crazy!
Roku - [Rushes through the door] I'M ALIVE!
Teacher - AHHHHHHH [Fake heart attack]
Mr Strawberry - Hello fellow earthling! You look so sexy today!
Teacher - Who just said that?
Mr Strawberry - It's maybe yourself. Cause youre.. PSHYCO!!!!!!
Teacher - HEY!
Roku - [Cough, cough] Let's just get back to class...
The school day soon ended with strange thoughts of ***
Mugi - Hey Roku, Kyga! Wanna have a drink?
Roku - Kyga just asked me that yesterday. And now you.
Mugi - Is that a yes or no?
Mr Strawberry - Of course! Yes indeed!
Mugi - Not you, Roku is what I'm asking about
Roku - Welllll.... I could do a few..
Mugi - Yes!! My plan worked!
Kyga - What plan?
Mugi - I'll tell you in private [Drags Kyga away from Roku and Mr Strawberry]
Mugi [Whispers into Kyga's ear] - I got some sexy fangirls that like Roku. Trust me, they are gonna make him nude!
Kyga - [Bursts out into laughter] Haha! How did you plan all that?!
Mugi - I got my specialties
The group of humans and 1 talking strawberry drive to the bar
Roku - [Gets out of the car]
Mugi - Nu uh! Me and Kyga will go first.
Mugi and Mr Kyga walk into the bar with Roku and Mr Strawberry following them
Fangirls - OMG! OMG!!! ITS ROKU!!! OMG!! [Rips Roku's clothing off]
Roku - Huh?! Wha?! [Moans]
Mugi - Hahaha! [Drags Roku out of the girl crowd] Let's go
Fangirls - NO!!!! HE LEFT!!!!
Fangirl #1 - OMG! ITS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!
Roku - That.. Was such a frightening experience O_O
Mr Strawberry - Not really. It was actually kinda fun! Felt like a roller coaster.
Kyga - Hahahahahaha!!! Just look at your face! It looked like you had double chin!
Roku - Shut up! [Closes eyes]
Next Chapter - Where the hell did I wake up?!
Kyga - Hasashi! How many porn films do you even have?!
Hasashi - 92.. 93.. I just have alot.. 94.. 95..
Mr Strawberry - [On Roku's shoulder] *** in the City! Finally! Someone believes in porn!
Roku - C'mon Mr Strawberry, I have to go to school.
Mr Strawberry - Hah! School?! School is for losers!
Hasashi - And that is why I spend my time watching precious porn! 96.. 97.. 98..
Roku - Well I want to make a living and be some kind of engineer!
Kyga - [Gets backpack] Well yeah. Cya Hasashi!
Kyga slams the door and leaves for the bus
Roku - You're alone now, cya too. [Leaves as well]
Mr Strawberry - [Eats chip] This cheapo bus sure stinks.
Roku [Whispers] - You'll get used to it, and where did you get that chip?
Mr Strawberry - Out of my pen15
Roku [Screams] - WHAT?!
Everyone turns towards Roku
Bus Driver - Hey kid! Quiet down back there!
Roku [Whispers] - You guys store things in there?
Mr Strawberry - What? Oh no. Only the royal family can do that.
Roku [Whispers] - Royal?! That's disgusting!
The bus eventually arrives at school
Roku - [Gets off the bus, realizing no one is around the school yard] Shit! Shit! Shit!
Roku starts sprinting at the school's door
Mr Strawberry - Woah, woah, woah! Slow down there bud! My intestines are moving like crazy!
Roku - [Rushes through the door] I'M ALIVE!
Teacher - AHHHHHHH [Fake heart attack]
Mr Strawberry - Hello fellow earthling! You look so sexy today!
Teacher - Who just said that?
Mr Strawberry - It's maybe yourself. Cause youre.. PSHYCO!!!!!!
Teacher - HEY!
Roku - [Cough, cough] Let's just get back to class...
The school day soon ended with strange thoughts of ***
Mugi - Hey Roku, Kyga! Wanna have a drink?
Roku - Kyga just asked me that yesterday. And now you.
Mugi - Is that a yes or no?
Mr Strawberry - Of course! Yes indeed!
Mugi - Not you, Roku is what I'm asking about
Roku - Welllll.... I could do a few..
Mugi - Yes!! My plan worked!
Kyga - What plan?
Mugi - I'll tell you in private [Drags Kyga away from Roku and Mr Strawberry]
Mugi [Whispers into Kyga's ear] - I got some sexy fangirls that like Roku. Trust me, they are gonna make him nude!
Kyga - [Bursts out into laughter] Haha! How did you plan all that?!
Mugi - I got my specialties
The group of humans and 1 talking strawberry drive to the bar
Roku - [Gets out of the car]
Mugi - Nu uh! Me and Kyga will go first.
Mugi and Mr Kyga walk into the bar with Roku and Mr Strawberry following them
Fangirls - OMG! OMG!!! ITS ROKU!!! OMG!! [Rips Roku's clothing off]
Roku - Huh?! Wha?! [Moans]
Mugi - Hahaha! [Drags Roku out of the girl crowd] Let's go
Fangirls - NO!!!! HE LEFT!!!!
Fangirl #1 - OMG! ITS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!
Roku - That.. Was such a frightening experience O_O
Mr Strawberry - Not really. It was actually kinda fun! Felt like a roller coaster.
Kyga - Hahahahahaha!!! Just look at your face! It looked like you had double chin!
Roku - Shut up! [Closes eyes]
Next Chapter - Where the hell did I wake up?!
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