A Bordom Fanfiction is when I get really bored and have nothing else to do, but smell my neighbor's BBQ.
*School bell rings*
Kyga - How about we go for a drink after?
Roku - Drinking isn't really my thing, sorry.
Kyga - Oh it's okay [Walks out of the school] Well how about you Mugi?
Mugi - What?! Oh me! Drinking.. Hm.. Drinking what? Beer, coke, coffee..
Kyga - Coke?
Roku - Coke ruins your organs ._.
Hasashi - *** dosn't ruin your organs, does it?
Roku - You shush up.
Mugi - Well then.. I'd rather eat a donut.
The sky suddenly turns gray and sprays out rain
Roku - F*ck! It's raining cum!!!
Mystery Voice - Stop it! Your stepping on my head Mr!
Roku - Whose saying that?
Kyga - Must be yourself
Roku - You shush up too.
Mystery Voice - Pet me!
Mugi - Come here! I'll pet you!
A strawberry hops onto Mugi's lap
Mr Strawberry - Please don't eat me!
Mugi - Sure I wont!
Mugi picks up the strawberry and opens his mouth
Roku - Mugi! Don't eat the poor thing!
Roku snatches the strawberry out of Mugi's hands
Roku - I won't eat you. I don't like strawberries.
The rain gets heavier and heavier each second
Kyga - SHELTER! SHELTER!
Kyga runs as fast as he could to Mugi's house
Mr Strawberry - So you don't like me?
Roku - Why should I? I'm not gay O_O
Mr Strawberry - Not even a pet?
Hasashi - Only a female dog would keep talking strawberries as a pet!
Mr Strawberry - Are you sure? But I can tell your future.
Hasashi's future : Will dominate the world of ***
Mugi's future : Will become Luffy's twin brother
Kyga's future : A cookie seller
Roku's future : A hobo living in the streets
Roku - What?! I'm going to be a hobo?!
Mr Strawberry - Well...
FLASHBACK
King Strawberry - Now son, when you leave for the human world, make sure to memorize everyone's future okay? If you forgot, tell them that they are a hobo.
Mr Strawberry - Yes father! But will I get my ps3 back?
King Strawberry - Remember.. We don't have any ps3s here!
Mr Strawberry - Okay v.v
Roku - Well?!
Mr Strawberry - Pretty much. [Laughs]
Roku - You strawberries! Are mean!
Roku didn't even notice that everybody was at Mugi's house
Mr Strawberry - Enough of talking about hobos.
Roku - You better!
Mr Strawberry - Hm.. You sure love the rain, don't you.
Roku - Rain? Oh, that cum that falling? I didn't even notice.
Roku and his new pet enters Mugi's house
Mugi - Roku! You look like a wet cow!
Roku - Are you just saying I'm fat? .-.
Mugi - Well, no
Mr Strawberry - Hello? Im still hereee!
Roku - Yeah we know you're here
Mr Strawberry - Than stop ignoring me!
Roku - Okay, okay! By the way, what do you strawberries eat?
Mr Strawberry - We eat potato chips, sake, skittles *Lists all the junk food* and cigarettes
Kyga - [Spits out sake] Cigarettes?! Are you kidding me?!
Mr Strawberry - No I am not kidding you. It's seriously not my fault. And please don't waste the precious sake like that [Gathers up the germy sake inside a bottle]
Mugi - You sir, sicken me!
Kyga - And my spit has to be collected by me! Not you!
Mr Strawberry - Well too bad. [Drinks it] Mmmm..Sexy
*School bell rings*
Kyga - How about we go for a drink after?
Roku - Drinking isn't really my thing, sorry.
Kyga - Oh it's okay [Walks out of the school] Well how about you Mugi?
Mugi - What?! Oh me! Drinking.. Hm.. Drinking what? Beer, coke, coffee..
Kyga - Coke?
Roku - Coke ruins your organs ._.
Hasashi - *** dosn't ruin your organs, does it?
Roku - You shush up.
Mugi - Well then.. I'd rather eat a donut.
The sky suddenly turns gray and sprays out rain
Roku - F*ck! It's raining cum!!!
Mystery Voice - Stop it! Your stepping on my head Mr!
Roku - Whose saying that?
Kyga - Must be yourself
Roku - You shush up too.
Mystery Voice - Pet me!
Mugi - Come here! I'll pet you!
A strawberry hops onto Mugi's lap
Mr Strawberry - Please don't eat me!
Mugi - Sure I wont!
Mugi picks up the strawberry and opens his mouth
Roku - Mugi! Don't eat the poor thing!
Roku snatches the strawberry out of Mugi's hands
Roku - I won't eat you. I don't like strawberries.
The rain gets heavier and heavier each second
Kyga - SHELTER! SHELTER!
Kyga runs as fast as he could to Mugi's house
Mr Strawberry - So you don't like me?
Roku - Why should I? I'm not gay O_O
Mr Strawberry - Not even a pet?
Hasashi - Only a female dog would keep talking strawberries as a pet!
Mr Strawberry - Are you sure? But I can tell your future.
Hasashi's future : Will dominate the world of ***
Mugi's future : Will become Luffy's twin brother
Kyga's future : A cookie seller
Roku's future : A hobo living in the streets
Roku - What?! I'm going to be a hobo?!
Mr Strawberry - Well...
FLASHBACK
King Strawberry - Now son, when you leave for the human world, make sure to memorize everyone's future okay? If you forgot, tell them that they are a hobo.
Mr Strawberry - Yes father! But will I get my ps3 back?
King Strawberry - Remember.. We don't have any ps3s here!
Mr Strawberry - Okay v.v
Roku - Well?!
Mr Strawberry - Pretty much. [Laughs]
Roku - You strawberries! Are mean!
Roku didn't even notice that everybody was at Mugi's house
Mr Strawberry - Enough of talking about hobos.
Roku - You better!
Mr Strawberry - Hm.. You sure love the rain, don't you.
Roku - Rain? Oh, that cum that falling? I didn't even notice.
Roku and his new pet enters Mugi's house
Mugi - Roku! You look like a wet cow!
Roku - Are you just saying I'm fat? .-.
Mugi - Well, no
Mr Strawberry - Hello? Im still hereee!
Roku - Yeah we know you're here
Mr Strawberry - Than stop ignoring me!
Roku - Okay, okay! By the way, what do you strawberries eat?
Mr Strawberry - We eat potato chips, sake, skittles *Lists all the junk food* and cigarettes
Kyga - [Spits out sake] Cigarettes?! Are you kidding me?!
Mr Strawberry - No I am not kidding you. It's seriously not my fault. And please don't waste the precious sake like that [Gathers up the germy sake inside a bottle]
Mugi - You sir, sicken me!
Kyga - And my spit has to be collected by me! Not you!
Mr Strawberry - Well too bad. [Drinks it] Mmmm..Sexy
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