(Enjoy Chapter Three! Just my style now. Also, for all you Bleach buffs, start reading when you see the Ichigo sign! The reason is I take the liberty of explaining the main ideas of Bleach to people who know nothing of it. It’ll help with later in the fanfic. It’s explicit! You have been warned!)
“Wake up, Ki!” the man shouted.
Ki, now startled, awoke and saw that the man was leaning over him. “AAGGH! Why’d you wake me up, Tasukete?”
“Remember? Just call me Tasu. Anyway, it’s been three days since you fought your…lovely mother. We’ve gotten to know each other a little more, and now I think I can tell you about Soul Society”
{Play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlV1RMkhh0w}
“Soul Society?”
“What do you people call it? Um… Heaven! It’s where spirits rest”
“Ok…Are you from there?”
“Yes. There exists a place called Rukongai, where normal souls go, and the Court of Pure Souls, where the Shinigami live.”
“So far, I’m following, but how is society set up?”
“Rukongai’s society is irrelevant, but in the Court of Pure Souls lies the Gotei 13”
“Gotei 13?”
“DO YOU HAVE TO REPEAT EVERYTHING I SAW, YOU RUNT!”
“Sorry,” Ki coughed, “Useless Shinigami”
“What did you say?”
“Nothing, nothing. Continue”
“The Gotei 13 is made up of 13 divisions, each with a captain and below that lieutenants, and the rest of the members of that division. The 1st division captain is the general of all the rest of the divisions”
“I see, so I don’t want to mess with captains”
“Right. Now, the difference between a Hollow and a Plus. Pluses are good spirits of humans that have died, and Hollows are pluses that became bad because a shinigami never sent them to Soul Society”
“So, a shinigami’s job is to send spirits to Soul Society?”
“Right, and when Hollows disappear, they aren’t dying, but are being sent to Soul Society, unless they are truly evil. Then, they are sent to Hell. Now, let teach you about your zanpakuto”
(START READING HERE, BLEACH BUFFS!)
Kibou sprinted out the door. “Ki! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I HAVE ONE LAST IMPORTANT THING TO SAY!”
“It’ll have to wait! I see a Hollow!”
‘A Hollow? He already has the ethics to be a shinigami. That’s my little student,’ Tasu thought to himself.
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“AAAHHHH ****ING A! I’ve been down here for sooooooooo long! What the **** is taking them so long? Ah… what the hell am I saying? After that ***** buried me here, no one will find me”
Rock began to give way, and light entered the chamber…Hidan squinted. A Grass ninja above yelled, “Found him! Tell Kusakage-sama right away!”
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Hidan walked down the hallways of the Grass mansion, and eventually found the throne room. “Where the hell is he?”
“YOU!” A man charged Hidan who pulled out his scythe.
“HAHAHAHAHA! I remember you!” Hidan swung.
Another man stopped the fight, and Ki spoke, “Thank you, Neji. Hokage, don’t do this, and crazy Jashinist man, you too”
Hidan smirked, “Let’s see…you’re the one who did that to me! What was is it, Dickimaru?”
“Shikamaru! How can you trust him?”
“How did you become Hokage? Well, you probably married a hoe anyway”
Shikamaru punched him in the face… Ki said, “Well, my father fought you once. Does Uchiha Hikusa ring a bell?”
“The Terror of the Grass fought him?” Neji interjected.
“He was a ****ING pain in the ass!”
Ki finally started on his briefing, “Look, I’m not a fan of him either, but all other swordsmen died or went into hiding. Hidan, you are the last swordsman that can help us...”
(Hidan)“How long’s it been? I’m not helping”
“Slaughter Hollows and Shinigami, and it’s been twenty years,” Ki finished.
(Hidan) “I’m in, but what about Kakuzu?”
“Dead, we put an end to your scum!” Shikamaru remarked.
(Hidan) “Can I kill him now?
(Ki) “We’re a team of the last remnants of ninjas and with Tasu’s help-”
A tall black man walked in, “Sorry I’m late”
(Ki)“Ah! Our team is complete. Me, Tasu, Hidan, Shikamaru, Neji, and…Darui! We will invade Soul Society together, and make them help us”
(Hidan)“What the **** is Soul Society?”
(Ki)“I’ll explain everything”
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{Play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBhM-b93bsY&feature=related}
At the ruins of the Grass mansion, the Hollow Ki fought stood and pondered, “Shinigami? And my son?”
A blonde man walked with a white cape around his death god robe. “Hollow, you’ve given quite a scare!” He pulled out his sword. “Die” He leaped into the air and swung when Ki came, in shinigami garb, flying at him. He kicked him away and Ki crashed hard into the ground. “Please to meet you!” The Hollow disappeared. “AAAHHH! You let the Hollow get away!’
(Ki)“That’s my mother!”
(?)“Was your mother”
(Ki)“Who are you?”
Tasu came running in, “It was mean of you to run off like…that. Shoot! That’s”
(?)“You’re in deep trouble, Tasu-san”
Tasu gulped, “That’s…”
“Urahara Kisuke, 12th Division Captain. Pleased to meet you”
How’d you like it Next time! They journey to Soul Society!
“Wake up, Ki!” the man shouted.
Ki, now startled, awoke and saw that the man was leaning over him. “AAGGH! Why’d you wake me up, Tasukete?”
“Remember? Just call me Tasu. Anyway, it’s been three days since you fought your…lovely mother. We’ve gotten to know each other a little more, and now I think I can tell you about Soul Society”
{Play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlV1RMkhh0w}
“Soul Society?”
“What do you people call it? Um… Heaven! It’s where spirits rest”
“Ok…Are you from there?”
“Yes. There exists a place called Rukongai, where normal souls go, and the Court of Pure Souls, where the Shinigami live.”
“So far, I’m following, but how is society set up?”
“Rukongai’s society is irrelevant, but in the Court of Pure Souls lies the Gotei 13”
“Gotei 13?”
“DO YOU HAVE TO REPEAT EVERYTHING I SAW, YOU RUNT!”
“Sorry,” Ki coughed, “Useless Shinigami”
“What did you say?”
“Nothing, nothing. Continue”
“The Gotei 13 is made up of 13 divisions, each with a captain and below that lieutenants, and the rest of the members of that division. The 1st division captain is the general of all the rest of the divisions”
“I see, so I don’t want to mess with captains”
“Right. Now, the difference between a Hollow and a Plus. Pluses are good spirits of humans that have died, and Hollows are pluses that became bad because a shinigami never sent them to Soul Society”
“So, a shinigami’s job is to send spirits to Soul Society?”
“Right, and when Hollows disappear, they aren’t dying, but are being sent to Soul Society, unless they are truly evil. Then, they are sent to Hell. Now, let teach you about your zanpakuto”
(START READING HERE, BLEACH BUFFS!)Kibou sprinted out the door. “Ki! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I HAVE ONE LAST IMPORTANT THING TO SAY!”
“It’ll have to wait! I see a Hollow!”
‘A Hollow? He already has the ethics to be a shinigami. That’s my little student,’ Tasu thought to himself.
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“AAAHHHH ****ING A! I’ve been down here for sooooooooo long! What the **** is taking them so long? Ah… what the hell am I saying? After that ***** buried me here, no one will find me”
Rock began to give way, and light entered the chamber…Hidan squinted. A Grass ninja above yelled, “Found him! Tell Kusakage-sama right away!”
-----------------------------------------------------------
Hidan walked down the hallways of the Grass mansion, and eventually found the throne room. “Where the hell is he?”
“YOU!” A man charged Hidan who pulled out his scythe.
“HAHAHAHAHA! I remember you!” Hidan swung.
Another man stopped the fight, and Ki spoke, “Thank you, Neji. Hokage, don’t do this, and crazy Jashinist man, you too”
Hidan smirked, “Let’s see…you’re the one who did that to me! What was is it, Dickimaru?”
“Shikamaru! How can you trust him?”
“How did you become Hokage? Well, you probably married a hoe anyway”
Shikamaru punched him in the face… Ki said, “Well, my father fought you once. Does Uchiha Hikusa ring a bell?”
“The Terror of the Grass fought him?” Neji interjected.
“He was a ****ING pain in the ass!”
Ki finally started on his briefing, “Look, I’m not a fan of him either, but all other swordsmen died or went into hiding. Hidan, you are the last swordsman that can help us...”
(Hidan)“How long’s it been? I’m not helping”
“Slaughter Hollows and Shinigami, and it’s been twenty years,” Ki finished.
(Hidan) “I’m in, but what about Kakuzu?”
“Dead, we put an end to your scum!” Shikamaru remarked.
(Hidan) “Can I kill him now?
(Ki) “We’re a team of the last remnants of ninjas and with Tasu’s help-”
A tall black man walked in, “Sorry I’m late”
(Ki)“Ah! Our team is complete. Me, Tasu, Hidan, Shikamaru, Neji, and…Darui! We will invade Soul Society together, and make them help us”
(Hidan)“What the **** is Soul Society?”
(Ki)“I’ll explain everything”
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{Play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBhM-b93bsY&feature=related}
At the ruins of the Grass mansion, the Hollow Ki fought stood and pondered, “Shinigami? And my son?”
A blonde man walked with a white cape around his death god robe. “Hollow, you’ve given quite a scare!” He pulled out his sword. “Die” He leaped into the air and swung when Ki came, in shinigami garb, flying at him. He kicked him away and Ki crashed hard into the ground. “Please to meet you!” The Hollow disappeared. “AAAHHH! You let the Hollow get away!’
(Ki)“That’s my mother!”
(?)“Was your mother”
(Ki)“Who are you?”
Tasu came running in, “It was mean of you to run off like…that. Shoot! That’s”
(?)“You’re in deep trouble, Tasu-san”
Tasu gulped, “That’s…”
“Urahara Kisuke, 12th Division Captain. Pleased to meet you”
How’d you like it Next time! They journey to Soul Society!
