Bishamon teaches Loveless Ninjutsu

[BishamonSama]

*sitting under a tree sleeping*

U.U

 

[~Eclipse~]

~Attaches an explosive tags to your shirt~ >.> Hello Sensei!!!!

 

[BishamonSama]

*wakes up*

Hello! O^O

*the exploding tag blows up*

X_X

 

[~Eclipse~]

o_o they weren't real...

 

[Hellsbadass]

*appears out of nowhere!!! *
hold your horses O_O her first lesseon should be in love!! *points at her username*
U_U

 

[~Eclipse~]

*appears out of nowhere!!! *
hold your horses O_O her first lesseon should be in love!! *points at her username*
U_U

O_______O ~bow's down to your smexyness~

 

[BishamonSama]

...All right, Grimm U_U You are the master of Love Release.

 

[~Eclipse~]

alright seriously lets get going bisha

 

[Hellsbadass]

okies
*smecks and leaves, like i always do*

 

[~Eclipse~]

O////O ~faces bisha again~ so where do we start?

 

[BishamonSama]

All right, all right.

I'm going to teach you only the useful D-rank and C-rank ninjutsus. How many times are you going to use "Shadow Shuriken"?

First one:

(Kanashibari no Jutsu) - Temporary Body Paralysis Technique

Rank: D
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra:15
Damge Points:N/A
Description: Kanashibari no Jutsu is an advanced Ninjutsu technique used to temporarily bind an individual or animal. With the person frozen in place, the ninja can either take the opportunity to attack or to retreat.

Inject your chakra into the target and override their nervous system, paralyzing them for a turn. Works best when you make physical contact with your target.

Try it on my shadow clone.

*makes a shadow clone*

 

[~Eclipse~]

~puts chakra into the clone which disrupts the nervous system. Immobilizing him~ O_O...

 

[BishamonSama]

Clone: Teeheeeeee O^O That tickles O^O

 

[Hellsbadass]

*appear out of nowhere again but this time i am wearing a mask and rapes the clone*

 

[~Eclipse~]

O_______O So did it work?

 

[BishamonSama]

Well, since the clone isn't doing anything to resist Grimm's rape, I'd assume that it worked

Oh god, when that clone "poofs" I'm going to have to live with the experience of being raped by Grimm >.<

 

[~Eclipse~]

O_O...~hits the clone with a kunai causing it to poof~ Tehe! ~puts adorable face on~ wease:

 

[BishamonSama]

>.<
*vomits*

Ok, then >< Nexxt jutsu ><

I don't think we can use Body Flicker technique anymore, so I'm not going to bother teaching you that.

(Jouro Senbon) - Sprinkling Needles

Rank: C
Type:Attack
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:15
Damage Points:30(if dodged half way then -15)
Description:A technique that utilizes an umbrella as well as various needles, sending the umbrella into the air and sending down a great deal of needles at the opponent which can be controlled by chakra.

Here. *hands you a chakra-infused umbrella with needles in it*

Throw up the umbrella, then use your chakra to spin the umbrella and release the needles downwards.

 

[~Eclipse~]

O_O...eww

~ Grabs the umbrella and throws it up into the air. I use my chakra to spin he umbrella letting loose the Needles~ How was that?! ~a couple of the needles hit me in the ass~ :T_T:

 

[BishamonSama]

xd

The was good for a first try, but more needles should come out. Use more chakra.