Bishamon teaches Jinbei Osprey Summoning

[BishamonSama]

*standing on the top of a large cliff, waiting for Jinbei*

 

[Jinbei]

*climbs to where you are*

Hi o.o

 

[BishamonSama]

Hi O_O!

So, do you know what ospreys are? O^O

 

[Jinbei]

Birds o.o

 

[BishamonSama]

Yeah. O_O
Think of them as, like... sea eagles. O_O 99% of their diet is fish - they dive into the water.

So, tell me... what do birds do best? O_O

 

[Jinbei]

Fly? o.o

 

[BishamonSama]

Right! FLY!
*I push you straight off the cliff*

...O_O

 

[Jinbei]

-_-"

I am sure that was unnecessary >_>

*moves my arms to try and fly but nothing happens*

I can't fly so i am not a bird sensei,care to help? O_O

 

[BishamonSama]

Try harder! O_O

 

[Jinbei]

Fawk D=

*Swings my arms harder,floating for about...two seconds before continuing to fall*

 

[BishamonSama]

You're getting close to the ground. In a few seconds you'll hit it U_U

 

[Jinbei]

Ok now i am mad >=]

*Swings my arms so fast and with such power that i actually begin to fly*

"I believe i can fly" xd

 

[BishamonSama]

*you float for a moment and then continue to fall, only a few meters from the ground*

*I slam my hands on the ground, and create a deep pool of water right below you*

Dive! O_O!

 

[Jinbei]

Awesome,now i am wet >_>


*dives and gets out to the surface*

 

[BishamonSama]

*jumps down and lands next to you*

What was it like? O_O

 

[Jinbei]

*jumps down and lands next to you*

What was it like? O_O

It was like i almost could fly xd

 

[BishamonSama]

O_O
Wrong! xd

What was the experience of falling, nearly dying, and being saved at the last moment like? O_O

 

[Jinbei]

O_O
Wrong! xd

What was the experience of falling, nearly dying, and being saved at the last moment like? O_O

very sakura-ish >_>

 

[BishamonSama]

Ok O_O

It is the life of the osprey! Diving from insane heights into pools of water, living every moment like it were their last... And, considering they're diving from great heights into pools of water, it might very well be their last moment O_O

You are ready.... TO SIGN THE CONTRACT! O_O!

*takes out a large summoning scroll*

*I unroll the scroll, and the names of several ninjas are visible... "Bishamon Sarutobi"... "Martin Luther King Jr."*

Yes, the good Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. was a Shinobi who knew osprey summoning. U_U

Sign your name in blood.

 

[Jinbei]

Ok O_O

It is the life of the osprey! Diving from insane heights into pools of water, living every moment like it were their last... And, considering they're diving from great heights into pools of water, it might very well be their last moment O_O

You are ready.... TO SIGN THE CONTRACT! O_O!

*takes out a large summoning scroll*

*I unroll the scroll, and the names of several ninjas are visible... "Bishamon Sarutobi"... "Martin Luther King Jr."*

Yes, the good Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. was a Shinobi who knew osprey summoning. U_U

Sign your name in blood.

Roflmao!!! xdxdxd

*Bites my thumb and writes with that blood my name on it.*

>=] Yesh,i signed the contract