Bisha gonna learn me how to Dance like a Monkey D:

[Jokey]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Rock On!.

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[Faust]

First, lower your pants.

 

[Jokey]

First, lower your pants.

Faustha D:
Don't Spam here please

 

[BishamonSama]

*walks out of nowhere lugging a giant summoning scroll behind me*

I don't know how Jiraiya can carry these all the time >.<

 

[Jokey]

Lol Go ask him D:.
Anyway Lets start Bisha Sama ;D

 

[BishamonSama]

First, you must communicate with your inner monkey. U_U

Humanity arose from primates. Now you must return to your monkey origins. U_U

Go ape!

(If you're not a fan of evolution, just say so and I'll stop xd)

 

[narutoobito]

go go go

 

[Jokey]

-I'll breath in and breath out-
-Then i'll communicate with my inner monkey-
-Thinking about ugly monkeys that are very hairy and that they walk like a drunk guy-

Heya D:

 

[BishamonSama]

FEEL the monkey within you! O_O!
Let your inner monkey take over! O_O

 

[Jokey]

-I'll communicate with my inner monkey-
-Thinking about Monkey's-
-Feeling the monkey within me-

 

[BishamonSama]

Let him take over! O_O!

 

[Jokey]

-I'll communicate again with my inner monkey-
-Thinking about Monkey's-
-Feeling the monkey within me-
-Then he take's over of me-

OehoeOehoe!

 

[BishamonSama]

Lol xd

Swing from the trees! O_O!

 

[RokuNR]

*sitting in a tree, watching while eating a piece of cooked monkey meat on a stick* O_O

 

[Jokey]

-Swinging from the trees-
Oehoehoheohe AHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

I'm Sexy Huh

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[BishamonSama]

Lmao xdxd

Ok. You are ready to sign!

*I open up the summoning scroll, littered with dozens of names*

Sign your name in blood.

 

[Jokey]

-Bite's in my Finger-
-Sighin my name in it-

 

[BishamonSama]

Congrats! You can now summon monkeys

 

[Jokey]

Omg Cool D:

 

[BishamonSama]

To do the summoning jutsu, bite your thumb, make the handseals, and slam your hand on the ground. The more chakra you use, the more powerful your summoning.