best/worst places to toot

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lol at this thread. i holded many farts in class, but some of them escaped, lol, but with no sound, they were ninjas, silent but deadly, but the most embarassing moment was in the movies, everything was quiet than i farted, i was laughing so hard with my friend tho but many people looked at me.
 

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I'm going to give this thread pinkeye.
 

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lol at this thread. i holded many farts in class, but some of them escaped, lol, but with no sound, they were ninjas, silent but deadly, but the most embarassing moment was in the movies, everything was quiet than i farted, i was laughing so hard with my friend tho but many people looked at me.

Aaah! I remember those silent ones!xd
Someone always saying "who farted?!", me going "yeah! Wth man!"!xd
 

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In a quiet theater. Everyone knew it was me because I was sitting in the front. Lol.
 
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lol at this thread. i holded many farts in class, but some of them escaped, lol, but with no sound, they were ninjas, silent but deadly, but the most embarassing moment was in the movies, everything was quiet than i farted, i was laughing so hard with my friend tho but many people looked at me.

as long as u didnt clear a entire row of ppl the fart was acceptable in my book.
 

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I cut one the other day when I was putting on a new deodorant

"Now I'm gonna smell awe-*FART*-some"

My roommate thought it was hilarious
 

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I always claimed my farts lol

Watch out for the multi-posts~
It would be good if you deleted them before a mod in a bad mood saw them:hint:

On-topic; I would do that only if it were obvious, other than that: It wasn't me!
 

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Should've started out with your own scene since your stupid enough to make a thread like this, you wouldve experienced it better. U_U
 

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I don't really have one, but this one time at church I had to hold one in trough the whole sermon. It was horrible.
 

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:rofl: One time i farted on a dead rabbit
 

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i did that all the time. lmao
Huhu~ I just don't know whether people knew if I was actually lying or not, not that it matter now!xd

Should've started out with your own scene since your stupid enough to make a thread like this, you wouldve experienced it better. U_U
We have all farted, it is easier on you if you know how to laugh away such trivial matters ;D

@UchihaMadara01: Please restrain your crooked humour.
 

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in an assmebly at school... it was soo loud it made everyone go quiet and look at me in the middle of an assembly .... not to mentiion the floor vibrated aswell -.- ..... < that is the worst time to let one go .... it was embarrasing :T_T:
 
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