Forbidden Technique
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*Note: This thread is NOT for the weak hearted. Your favorite character may have just been cooked.
The Best of the Uchiha
Obviously isn't this guy
Ol' dude used to taste his own tears when a fight popped off. This kid really
Shure ain't this dude either
Nigga got the spirit of a demon in him. He'll look at you like he's tryna take the soul right out your body. Hashirama got him using 100% muscle potential like Frieza on namek. This dude swear he's Raditz. His hair boutta catch wind any second and lift his ass off the ground. This man look like a strong ass lunch lady. His edges more complex then a rubiks cube. This guy so wack dawg, he using little kids for his own benefit. He only got trashed by Hashirama like every time they dueled... Now he thinks he's all bad ass cuh' he got Senju roids' flowing through him. This transexual is sickening. Rock Lee solos.
And it damn sure ain't this kid
Man, the ass whooping Itachi gave him all the time was too clutch. This kid is so deranged, he wears a thick purple rope around his waste just in case. His hair style is crusty as shit like his barber had donut glaze on the clippers. You know how many times he got offered some ass but didn't plunder into the booty? Thank god my nigga Killer Bee hit him with the mortal kombat finisher [
The Best of the Uchiha is..
Disclaimer: I didn't come up with every single one of these jokes.
Obviously isn't this guy
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Ol' dude used to taste his own tears when a fight popped off. This kid really
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his bitchassness on a dirt particle that miraculously found it's way through his thick ass goggles. Nigga looked like a Magicarp in a gym battle. He just be teleporting himself to the netherworld every time he fights. This dude did the fusion dance with the Jubi and become one. The most powerful entity in the entire series, just chillen deep within' his broken soul; and he still got all his life points depleted. This nigga constantly looks like his girl told him she pregnant but he not the father. This boy is a disgrace! Shure ain't this dude either
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Nigga got the spirit of a demon in him. He'll look at you like he's tryna take the soul right out your body. Hashirama got him using 100% muscle potential like Frieza on namek. This dude swear he's Raditz. His hair boutta catch wind any second and lift his ass off the ground. This man look like a strong ass lunch lady. His edges more complex then a rubiks cube. This guy so wack dawg, he using little kids for his own benefit. He only got trashed by Hashirama like every time they dueled... Now he thinks he's all bad ass cuh' he got Senju roids' flowing through him. This transexual is sickening. Rock Lee solos.
And it damn sure ain't this kid
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Man, the ass whooping Itachi gave him all the time was too clutch. This kid is so deranged, he wears a thick purple rope around his waste just in case. His hair style is crusty as shit like his barber had donut glaze on the clippers. You know how many times he got offered some ass but didn't plunder into the booty? Thank god my nigga Killer Bee hit him with the mortal kombat finisher [
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] He launched that boys head like a team rocket blast off. His life points went down to 1%. I thanked the good manga lord Kishi because I thought Sasuke was toast. His mom must of opened up a Sasuke charity before she got slayed. Nigga has been given power-ups his entire lifespan. Orochimaru injected him with his kids, Itachi helped him awaken his MS powers and then this nigga had the audacity to implant Itachi's eyes in him. And it don't even stop there, Naruto and Jugo both had to power-up his susano'o and this boy still mustered up the balls to slander Naruto. This kid is hella childish. The Best of the Uchiha is..
Itachi and Shisui. They make the most flawless team.
This young boy Shisui'll hit you with that Kotoamatsukami and send yo ass to a time paradox.
Meanwhile, Itachi just be leaning with the most deluxe of swagger there is. Like, not even BasedGod fucking with Itachi on these terms.
I mean, what else is there to say? Obito, Madara, and Sasuke put the clan to shame. The only real niggas in the entire clan are Itachi and Shisui. Disagree? You're opinion doesn't count.
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This young boy Shisui'll hit you with that Kotoamatsukami and send yo ass to a time paradox.
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Meanwhile, Itachi just be leaning with the most deluxe of swagger there is. Like, not even BasedGod fucking with Itachi on these terms.
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I mean, what else is there to say? Obito, Madara, and Sasuke put the clan to shame. The only real niggas in the entire clan are Itachi and Shisui. Disagree? You're opinion doesn't count.
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Disclaimer: I didn't come up with every single one of these jokes.
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