"Pathetic little urchin...once the frost settles in you'll die, never able to experience life. This is how the world works..Huh?
"Hmph, your eyes are just like mine, mister. We're the same!"
"......"
-Zabuza and Haku
"You know, compared to the others, you're kind of..weird."
"Yeah!? The only thing weird here is your haircut!"
-Kakashi and Naruto
"Such a disappointment that this is what the gokage have been reduced to. You're but knats compared to Hashirama. He could heal wounds without forming seals, he possessed the mokuton, he was a master of all jutsu, the tamer of the bijuus and the uniter of this world. People called him the mightiest shinobi. I fought with him in a battle to the death, tootally different from our little charade here. Even if you are of Hashirama's line, what is so special about you? You cannot use the mokuton, you cannot heal yourself without seals, and above all, you are a weak woman. Weak people are ugly, and weak Senju are even more ugly!"
-Madara
"No one who has raised a hand against a comrade has ever met a graceful end. Remember that."
-Itachi
"You got lost in the mist. You're nothing more than a bloody thug now."
-Itachi
"Is that what you saw in your vision of my death?"
-Itachi
"You know full well I am an excellent judge of talent. That child down there possesses no such thing and never will. Why do you insist on mentoring someone as insignificant as that?"
"Truth be told, I've never been much of a fan of prodigies. They're too easy, too boring to teach. My question to you is, why would I waste my time on someone as talented and fulfilled as Sasuke when I have Naruto who is just as much of a fresh drop out as I once was?"
-Jiraiya and Orochimaru
"You're just as much of an imbecile as you always were. In this world, only the talented who can achieve the most jutsu can succeed."
"Being a shinobi is not about talent or how many jutsus you can master, it's about how strong your will is to endure."
-Jiraiya and Orochimaru
"Don't insult someone who became hokage just because you didn't. Furthermore...don't talk shit about my dad..Bastard!"
-Naruto
"Ew I've got it! I'm going to call this technique...Whack-a-mole no jutsu!"
"..Except it's the mole doing the whacking, not the other way around.."
-Tobi and Kakashi
"Fourth Hokage, Minato, step away from the Jinchuriki, or your son dies at the ripe old age of one minute."
Tobi/Obito
"You realize this changes nothing, don't you? I will rule the world, and there are sooo many ways to go about that. Later."
Tobi/Obito
"Sorry, Sasuke, but there won't be a next time."
-Itachi
"Heh heh heh! A octopus leg! Hahahahahaha!"
"Shut up!"
-Black and White Zetsu
"Though the snake may dream of soaring through the skies, it is forever doomed to crawl upon its belly." You will get your chance to fly, snake..in the talons of this hawk."
-Sasuke
"Let me ask you this, when did you forsake yourselves?"
-Gaara
"Those who do not know true pain, can never understand...true peace...SHINRA TENSEI!"
-Pein
"Did you know that when you kill someone with a curse, you curse yourself in return?"
-Shikamaru
"Just you wait, Lord Jashin will smite you for this! I'll find my way out of this whole and bite that throat of yours out if it takes me a lifetime. I swear it!"
"You just don't get it do you?"
"?"
"I only believe in the Will of Fire. So long as I have that, nothing can touch me. And that ****ed up Jashin isn't your god anymore. I am."
-Shikamaru
"Give him back? We can't just "give him back" to you Naruto-kun. Don't you understand? Sasuke-kun came to us of his own free will. You got too attached. Be a man and stop dwelling in the past.
"Shut your goddamned trap, four eyes! I'm sick of your attitude! Your have no idea how Naruto feels."
-Kabuto and Sakura
"Orochimaru, you are weaker than me now. There is no point in me sacrificing my body to you any longer."
"Big words, coming from the fledgling Uchiha!"
"Hmph, If I hadn't been a fledgling, you never would have sought me out, right? You were testing this fledgling's capacity in the forest of death during the chuunin exams, but it would appear you miscalculated. This was never about beating Itachi for you, it was about you getting my body because you couldn't get Itachi's. Isn't that right, oh "wise and powerful sannin?" Even now, look at you. bedridden day in and day out, injecting your body with medicines just to sustain yourself, never changing, never looking at new heights. Do you even possess a goal anymore? I want my revenge. I was willing to give anything and everything to achieve it, but I no longer find you relevant or beneficial to that task. Furthermore, I dislike how you achieve things. You said you wished to exceed humanity. To climb to new heights and immortalize yourself to the world, yet you take people prisoner and experiment on or use them until there is nothing left of them but pain, misery or pulp. You give the excuse that it's for the greater good of the world, but all you really do is take delight in playing god with people's lives...You make me ill!"
-Sasuke and Orochimaru
"Well then, I guess it's finally time I...hunted down you filthy monsters."
-Madara
"Do not speak of Uchiha Itachi to me again."
-Sasuke
"Sasuke has won. Itachi is dead."
"?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"..Whoaaaa! Unbelievable!...Actually, it's exactly as I predicted."
-Zetsu, Tobi/Obito
