Best Pick Up Lines?

[-Punk-]

This doesn't top my incredible hulk pick up line but here it is anyways:
Do you want to know what semen look like? Call me and I'll come.

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[key 2 victory is avarice]

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Can't argue against that.

 

[King-Panda]

but actually, there are some pick up lines taht may work.... but you have to think about it at the time you do it, as I said in my previous post, go with the flow....

Example (girl telling a good pick up line she heard):

Guy walks up and asks me for a piece of ice from my glass, throws it at the floor and says "Well, not that I broke the ice can I buy you your next drink". It made me laugh. I thought it was clever. .


EDIT: When texting a girl and she's going somewhere, even if she isn't, ask for a pick of her, say it looks nice (shirt, dress, whatever), then say she would look better without it.... she might send you a naked one ;P

 

[-Punk-]

how many licks does it take to get into the center of my lolipop ..? .....wan to find out ?

 

[hokagenaruto1]

1. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

2. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

3. Bond....James Bond

4. Bond....James Bond

5. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

 

[Trolling King]

For my fellow nerds: Hey babe, that dress looks great on you, but it would look even better accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2 ;D

Newton musta had all da bitches

 

[mun]

#1 rule in life. Never use pick up lines.

 

[βeeCee]

What's up?
I have a boy friend.
I have a math test tomorrow.
What's that got to do with anything?
I thought we were listing things we can cheat on.

You ever had your belly button licked?
Yes.
How about from the inside? *stick out tongue*

Your pants remind me of the Price is Right.
Why?
Because I want them to COME ON DOWN!

smooth .

 

[soupasimon]

How do you like your eggs sunny side up, scrambled, or Fertilized?

 

[PabloEscobar]

put your number in my phone, she ask why? because you're beautiful.

 

[Obito3631]

My personal favorite, it has gotten me laid a total of 3 times: "Hey, pick up lines are stupid so would you like to have ***?"

Yeah right.

 

[Obito3631]

my personal favorite :

"Hey my d1ck just died. Can I bury it in your ass?"

just dont try it though