Best Pick Up Lines?

[4th Lord Hokage]

" Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. "

 

[foxyladyland]

slap me silly :yayy:throw me all around lets get raw :NO:and lay the smackdown:dead:

 

[AnimeKingXD]

So you play the flute huh? Wanna take a blow on my woodwind?

 

[foxyladyland]

omg you're so nasty itachi ava....yucky

 

[4th Lord Hokage]

" Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

 

[AnimeKingXD]

omg you're so nasty itachi ava....yucky

Fine, is this better:If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be called McGorgeous

 

[indistructableninetails]

Do you have a basketball jersey cuz im tryna get your name and yo number

 

[foxyladyland]

come on don't be that corny .. try this.... slap me, kick me, stab me , kill me.

 

[-Punk-]

slap me silly :yayy:throw me all around lets get raw :NO:and lay the smackdown:dead:

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[foxyladyland]

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eww gross you're totally like yucky & disgusting like mick foley

 

[pateuvasiliu]

Pick up lines are for shmucks.

I use the Naked Man.

 

[l Forgotten l]

Hi my name is sasuke.

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I would fall for him :ls:

 

[-Punk-]

Hey girl i just met you & this is crazy but :

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[hokagenaruto1]

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

 

[Cruciatus]

For my fellow nerds: Hey babe, that dress looks great on you, but it would look even better accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2 ;D

 

[Professor Finesser]

"Hey does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[hokagenaruto1]

Did you get those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place.

 

[-Punk-]

"Hey does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"

hilarious / REP

 

[key 2 victory is avarice]

This doesn't top my incredible hulk pick up line but here it is anyways:
Do you want to know what semen look like? Call me and I'll come.

 

[King-Panda]

SMH

Shaking my heaaad!

Pick up lines rarely work, you need to go with the flow, make em laugh and that ;P

But let me have a look at what people are saying