Best Pick Up Lines?

[-Punk-]

Hey im Punk

works everytime

 

[key 2 victory is avarice]

not really a full blown pick up line, but if used properly can work.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

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My Zipper

 

[AnimeKingXD]

your parents must have been bakers, cuz you've got a nice pair of buns

 

[6thpathsage]

Hold up hand seals and clap your hands together and say wood style: youwansuckit!

Never do this in real life!

 

[AnimeKingXD]

Girl do you have a mirror to in your pocket cause I can see my self in your pants
Or
Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out
Or
You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you

dont copy others

 

[Sokita Manki]

You must be made of cookies because you are sweet as hell!!!

*Looks at label on the shirt* Just as I thought, made from heavennnn.

 

[-Punk-]

not really a full blown pick up line, but if used properly can work.

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what has 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

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my zipper

o m g .....rep

 

[Fecal Matter]

Wanna have ***? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

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[AnimeKingXD]

Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your mouth

 

[foxyladyland]

move your leg out of the way

 

[-Punk-]

Open up girl , lets make attack

 

[AnimeKingXD]

I lost my teddy bear, could i sleep with you?

 

[wade]

*i just got bit on my penis by a poisonous moon snake and i need you to suck the venom out*

 

[foxyladyland]

my biology teacher said

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how do you tell the difference between boys and girls

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one of em's born with three legs

 

[4th Lord Hokage]

dont copy others

I didn't really notice them until now lol

But here's one for you
I'm gonna be burger king and you be mcdonalds. I will have it my way and you will be lovin it

 

[AnimeKingXD]

I know my math:Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, an I'll multiply!

 

[lordmadarauchiha]

You want us to get you pick up lines so you can get "the" girl or to just get laid

 

[4th Lord Hokage]

Do I know you cause you look like my next girl friend

 

[Fecal Matter]

Do I know you cause you look like my next girl friend

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[Jin Hayami]

What's up?
I have a boy friend.
I have a math test tomorrow.
What's that got to do with anything?
I thought we were listing things we can cheat on.

You ever had your belly button licked?
Yes.
How about from the inside? *stick out tongue*

Your pants remind me of the Price is Right.
Why?
Because I want them to COME ON DOWN!