Best Pick Up Lines?

[hokagenaruto1]

Ok so in this thread I am trying to pick up some new pick up lines. Anyone is free to post. I just want to try them out. So if you have any lay them out on the table. Here are a few of mine:

1. You might fall from the sky, you might fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

2. Did you eat lucky charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.

3. Do you have a phone in your pocket? Because that booty is calling me.

 

[Noni]

girl your feet must be tired cause you been running around my mind all day !

 

[CurseSealofEarth]

My personal favorite, it has gotten me laid a total of 3 times: "Hey, pick up lines are stupid so would you like to have ***?"

 

[Goldrinn]

Your legs look tired, why don't you come sit on my ****?


..Oh god, did I really just say that?

 

[key 2 victory is avarice]

Do you work at subway, cuz you're giving me a foot long.

 

[EmmasTrueHeart]

Deidara- beauty is a art, art is a bang Beautiful I want to bang you

 

[Elio]

These pickup lines are killing me.

 

[-Carnage-]

"if you were a tree,...you'd be a good tree"

 

[Yashoda]

"Let's f*ck".

Seems legit.

 

[Fecal Matter]

I Want to have *** with you.

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[HashiramaDescendant]

Girl, you must be wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world.

 

[Noni]

Do you like hanging out in the forest...because your giving me a wood.

 

[βeeCee]

"if you were a tree,...you'd be a good tree"

worked on me :|

 

[hokagenaruto1]

"if you were a tree,...you'd be a good tree"

Troll to the MAX!!!! :T_T:

 

[Machiko]

Are you a parking ticket? cause you've got fine written all over you

 

[foxyladyland]

sit .....come on over and sit near my face
sit on my face and give me a taste..

 

[-Carnage-]

worked on me :|

:yayy:.........

 

[AnimeKingXD]

is your pants made of mirror? cuz i can see myself in them

 

[6thpathsage]

Lets get outta here!

 

[4th Lord Hokage]

Girl do you have a mirror to in your pocket cause I can see my self in your pants
Or
Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out
Or
You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you
Or
Is your dad a terrorist cause your the bomb girl.
Or
If you where a burger in McDonalds you would be mcgorgous