Best Pick Up Lines?

[hokagenaruto1]

Ok so in this thread I am trying to pick up some new pick up lines. Anyone is free to post. I just want to try them out. So if you have any lay them out on the table. Here are a few of mine:

1. You might fall from the sky, you might fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

2. Did you eat lucky charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.

3. Do you have a phone in your pocket? Because that booty is calling me. :T_T:

 

[Jellal Fernandes]

Those are Terrabad....Try these..XD
[video=youtube;Jy48NYwCdhM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy48NYwCdhM[/video]

 

[Crocodile]

dam gurl u from mcdonalds cuz im lovin it

 

[Frankenstein]

My all time favorites are "You. Your face. I like that shit." and "If I were a pimp, you would be my favorite ho"

(do NOT try these, I am obviously kidding)

 

[BlkMagk]

Your face.... I like it. LETS DATE!!!

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?

 

[Jellal Fernandes]

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?

XD i can't rep you man...

 

[Husky]

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[Supreme x Uchiha]

Sorry, but pick up lines just don't work anymore in this day and age.

You just gotta have some swag, go up to the girl, break the ice, and hope for the best.

 

[Jellal Fernandes]

Sorry, but pick up lines just don't work anymore in this day and age.

You just gotta have some swag, go up to the girl, break the ice, and hope for the best.

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-Like a pro...

 

[Wang]

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?

I'm sorry for your loss

 

[GreenTeaChloe]

Pick up lines in the year 2010 - ?

Hey, add me on facebook. (even though i dont use it) thats all i hear. God i hate FB.

Tumblr ALL THE EFFING WAY!!!!

 

[Space Cowboy]

To girl in yoga pants, "Id like to give that camel toe a pedicure"

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

I'm sorry for your loss

It's okay, as long as it finds the right resting place.

To girl in yoga pants, "Id like to give that camel toe a pedicure"

Sounds painful.

 

[Wang]

It's okay, as long as it finds the right resting place.

Have you considered creamating?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Have you considered creamating?

I'm thinking of embalming it and keeping it on my mantle in a glass case.

 

[Crocodile]

ayo gurl u from goodwill cuz nobody fuk around wit you

 

[Supreme x Uchiha]

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-Like a pro...

Exactly.. he gets all the hoes

 

[Wang]

I'm thinking of embalming it and keeping it on my mantle in a glass case.

Why don't you just put in the nightstand drawer along with the others?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Why don't you just put in the nightstand drawer along with the others?

I want it on display for the world to see.