Best Pick Up Line

Desiigner

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Yea, go ask her if she was born on the freeway, 'cause that's where most accidents happen. You will definitely have "intercourse" with her.
 

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Just say: Hey baby you wanna bang?
 

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Yea, go ask her if she was born on the freeway, 'cause that's where most accidents happen. You will definitely have "intercourse" with her.

This would definitely work on a girl similar to sakura
 

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Nice shoes. Lets F*ck.
 

Lord Tywin

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You're asking this on an anime forum? Let me try my best: Hey *****, wanna bang?
 

Kai NB

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Step 1 - Get a Wingman

Step 2 - Get a suit

Step 3 - Find attractive female

Step 4 - Get your wingman to say "Hey, Haaaaaave you met (Insert Your Name Here)?"

Step 5 - Your wingman leaves and you get the girl


For an example, watch this clip
[video=youtube;vYbqLEwdXv8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYbqLEwdXv8[/video]
 

Bling Kai

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"I got lots of money" is all you need to say. What else would matter to them more than how big your wallet is?
 

Ōkami

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Does this smell like chloroform to you?


Rather effective.
 

China IL

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Start with "hello, how are you" Be polite, and she won't think you're a total creep.
 
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What about "If i'd re-write the alphabet, i'd put U and I together...giggity giggity giggity..."
 

Lightbringer

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I got a whale in my balls, mind fishing it out for me?
 

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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
 

Opiuchus05

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Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart
 

Chie

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Best thing is to not even go for pick up lines and instead strike up an interesting conversation.
 

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Hey, are you retarded because you look so special.
 
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