Best One-Move Pwn in NB's History

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One-Move Pwn stands for the ability to completely obliterate your opponent on your first chance. It's epicity has separated men from boys since the inception of NB. Although some can be cheap and brainless, many One-Move Pwn's, or, as I like to call them, Whoopasses, or just Whoops for short, are artwork in the making, the epitome of grabbing your opponent's weaknesses and strengths and just shat on them. So, with your help, please link us to some of the Whoops you've seen or participated that best sank on your mind, and let's all commemorate on the intricate and wonders of a unblockable move, or at least, what was an unblockable move at the time, and must be celebrated :D
 

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One-Move Pwn stands for the ability to completely obliterate your opponent on your first chance. It's epicity has separated men from boys since the inception of NB. Although some can be cheap and brainless, many One-Move Pwn's, or, as I like to call them, Whoopasses, or just Whoops for short, are artwork in the making, the epitome of grabbing your opponent's weaknesses and strengths and just shat on them. So, with your help, please link us to some of the Whoops you've seen or participated that best sank on your mind, and let's all commemorate on the intricate and wonders of a unblockable move, or at least, what was an unblockable move at the time, and must be celebrated :D

<men from boys

wut.
 

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One-Move Pwn stands for the ability to completely obliterate your opponent on your first chance. It's epicity has separated men from boys since the inception of NB. Although some can be cheap and brainless, many One-Move Pwn's, or, as I like to call them, Whoopasses, or just Whoops for short, are artwork in the making, the epitome of grabbing your opponent's weaknesses and strengths and just shat on them. So, with your help, please link us to some of the Whoops you've seen or participated that best sank on your mind, and let's all commemorate on the intricate and wonders of a unblockable move, or at least, what was an unblockable move at the time, and must be celebrated :D
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I like it.

*Looks to make sure a certain person isn't here*

The title should go to me, since I one move pwn'd aka whooped dat ass- Pervy twice already >.> <.<
 

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<men from boys

wut.

Yep, those who Whoop are clearly men among boys... xD

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I like it.

*Looks to make sure a certain person isn't here*

The title should go to me, since I one move pwn'd aka whooped dat ass- Pervy twice already >.> <.<

Link us!
 

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Yep, those who Whoop are clearly men among boys... xD



Link us!

Can't, I whooped dat ass so bad the thread went on fire.

But there was a fight in my village that was pretty beast, lol but since it took place there i dont think you'll be able to see it x_x
 

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Can't, I whooped dat ass so bad the thread went on fire.

But there was a fight in my village that was pretty beast, lol but since it took place there i dont think you'll be able to see it x_x

just quote it xd


and i think i remember you Lili Amaterasuing (spelling) someone's butt in first turn xd
 

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just quote it xd


and i think i remember you Lili Amaterasuing (spelling) someone's butt in first turn xd

You asked for it >.>
Rei's R&R
Stealing: No
Killing: No
Custom Jutsu's: Yes
Custom Elements: Yes
Summoning: Yes
Kekkei Genkai: Yes
Range: Mid

Really, the first round again....

*I slowly extend my middle finger upwards and walk away*

I have nothing to counter this mans attacks so he wins by default

And yeah I know Lili has to have a couple of her own o_O
 
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I do have some xD... I don't remember ever using Amateratsu on the first turn though...
 

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Pervy One Pwned 6 people awhile back when he was still in Akatsuki
 

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Link us, or at least describe the pwn.
 

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Was back sometime ago Pervy went out and attacked..Suna i think and he used Killing Intent to paralize 6 people And did some jutsu and literally shattered all there bones and killing them. Thats what i can remember link is some where in Ninja World
 

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lol here it is, i stopped reading after he did it xd

 

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This proves that some One-Move Pwns are made possible simple because the enemy doesn't have the brains to stop them. A Grimm Killing Intent on a Sage or even a Kage wouldn't do much effect. Some last minute Wind Jutsu would be able to save them from both the Sound jutsu and the Lightning jutsus, especially being 6 of them.

Good read nonetheless (On Pervy's part), the reply to his move was kinda dum and he failed to post all the moves, he did like 4 jutsus.
 

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It seems one move pwns are pretty celebrated here ._.
I'll start some of my own, need to >_<
 

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I know Minato has to have some 1 move pwn with Mayfly xd
 

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found this one and i thought it was funny xd
 
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