Best Naruto Pick-up Lines

[XVIII]

Baby, let me show you why they call it Gentle Fist

Infinite Tsukuyomi must have activated because you are everything I've dreamed of

Let me show you why they call me "The Three Tails"

Nice sandals wanna f***?

 

[TheAncientJinchuuriki]

They call me Diedara because I'm going to explode all over your face

 

[Joker]

I just choked on my kool-aid.

 

[XVIII]

They call me Diedara because I'm going to explode all over your face

I Give That tenten/tenten

 

[spade3dg]

Youre my only friend, I must destroy you. ...in the bed.

They say Uzumaki have the strongest bodies. Believe it

You know how much Zabuza sword weighs? Enough to break the ice, Hi im Haku.

Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner..

 

[Naruto X Hunter]

"Im not Hashirama,but dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style."

 

[XVIII]

Youre my only friend, I must destroy you. ...in the bed.

They say Uzumaki have the strongest bodies. Believe it

You know how much Zabuza sword weighs? Enough to break the ice, Hi im Haku.

Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner..

lol too funny especially the last one

 

[XVIII]

"Im not Hashirama,but dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style."

Wood Style: great penetration jutsu

 

[XVIII]

BEST ONE YET : Gurl I would start a great shinobi war for you

 

[TheAncientJinchuuriki]

BEST ONE YET : Gurl I would start a great shinobi war for you

Didn't work for Obito though Lol

 

[XVIII]

Didn't work for Obito though Lol

True HAHAHA

 

[Cunning Linguist]

Hey babe. I have a ****. You need a ****. Let's do this. - Naruto to Sasuke. Chapter 524, p.17

 

[XVIII]

Hey babe. I have a ****. You need a ****. Let's do this. - Naruto to Sasuke. Chapter 524, p.17

LMAO hahaha I just checked it out

 

[BlazeRelease]

Mokuton: morning wood

 

[tochirama]

Baby do you know earth style cus you rock my world