best naruto joke???

[OfficialRikudouSennin]

Me: hey hidan and kakuzu

Hidan & kakuzu : hey rikudou

Me: whats the worst thing about being immortal?

Hidan: nothin

Kakuzu: age?

Me: Life sentence in prison

Hidan: D8>

Kakuzu:..........

 

[Corners]

I don't get it... Am I stupid?

 

[OfficialRikudouSennin]

I don't get it... Am I stupid?

........immortal worst thing is having a life sentence!

 

[Aomine]

Haha nice one xD since they are immortal a life sentence would be forever xD

 

[Aomine]

Itachi walks into a bar. Probably has something to do with the fact that hes blind. LOL

 

[Kαmi]

Itachi walks into a bar. Probably has something to do with the fact that hes blind. LOL

Lol this and the OP's joke made me laugh

 

[OfficialRikudouSennin]

Itachi walks into a bar. Probably has something to do with the fact that hes blind. LOL

Me: hey sakura

Sakura: yes?

Me: guess whos 0x useless

Sakura: me?

Me: yup since 0 x 0= 0

Sakura:.......

Me: you mad hoe?

 

[-Shiro-]

sauske: hey suigetsu i beat dedaira
suigetsu: i dont belive you
sauske: yeah i guess you have to c2 belive
suigetsu: yeah i guess i have to c4 myself

 

[Jusanbi]

One of the many ways to piss off Hidan:

Throw holy water on him, whilst screaming: "The blood of christ compels thee!!!"

 

[OfficialRikudouSennin]

Me: hey orochimaru!

Orochimaru: yes rikudōu

Me: guess whos pale,has long black hair'has no nose and loves young boys

Orochimaru: me!

Me: yes you and your brother voldemore and your father micheal jackson

Orochimaru: *hisses*

 

[King Of Crows]

Itachi walks into a bar. Probably has something to do with the fact that hes blind. LOL

OH ! A bar as in a metal bar ! LOL, before I thought you were talking about bar as in the place XD !! OH GOD

 

[Omega]

Neji: You are born into greatness
Naruto: No you're not you have to work hard to achieve greatness
Neji: Ive seen my errors and i agree with you
(Time skip)
Naruto: What im the child of prophecy and part of an advanced Uzumaki clan?
Neji: Dafuq?! I wuz right?!

 

[OfficialRikudouSennin]

Me: son....you will be my heir when you grow up
Ancestor U.:
Time skip!
Me: ancestor senju your my heir
Ancestor U.: D:

Mean while in heaven
Me: you mad son??

 

[Uchiha Kisuke]

sauske: hey suigetsu i beat dedaira
suigetsu: i dont belive you
sauske: yeah i guess you have to c2 belive
suigetsu: yeah i guess i have to c4 myself

lolol Best one ever XD

 

[sky4life]

Orochimaru and sasuke are talking
Sasuke: Hey Wanna hear a joke about my body?
Nevermind,You will not get it.

 

[OfficialRikudouSennin]

Kiba: hey shino your flys down!
Shino: -looks down and picks it up-

 

[Itachi Solos]

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[ismael]

Sasuke: hey, naruto have you ever heard of the joke we don't tell to jinchurikis
Naruto: no...
Sasuke with troll face
Naruto: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Strawberry]

bad joke sorry

 

[BladerItachi]

LOOOOOOOOOL

Nagato: So, where will you be going now after finding out the truth about Itachi?
Sasuke: I am gonna destroy Konoha.... HAHAHAHAHA
Nagato: B!tch please, I already destroyed it ***
Sasuke:

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NOOOOOOOOOO!