Best/Most Memorable stuff you've heard people say on NB?

[Guntah]

What are the best quotes you've heard on this site? Either amusing, funny, smart, sarcastic...anything. I personally keep a storage of the ones I like the most, which you can see undearneath.

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I am afraid there is no one in shinobi history can stop EDO Madara not even in that list excluding SO6P and Obito since they are equal to Madara.

Current Sasuke Is Planet Buster

It takes Gai bending space to do what Sakura does Naturally. And she was low on chakra.

Funfact: samehada isn't shark skin at all, it was a peice of Katsuyu tongue aka radula .

I'm going on a limb and saying the villian is pikachu!

I don't really have a big ego. I'm just the smartest person on this forum.

Naruto will unlock the rinnegan and Sakura will get pregnant by naruto.

narutobase is only good for reading half-assed translated manga

And before anything, this is NOT a bash thread, NB staff. No need to give me an infraction, (again...) its just meant to make some people laugh with quotes that sometimes, in hindsight, make people seem a bit....silly when looking back at it.

So, what are your signature worthy quotes? Who knows, maybe I'll find some stuff worthy of adding to my collection today...

 

[SenseiSama]

My relation with Micheal comes from wanking Naruto. When two guys wank the same character they form a bond that cannot be broken.

And "Naruto is faster than FTG" :lol

 

[loj]

I'm a little loli (◡﹏◕✿)

This.

 

[Melanin]

Did Femme really say...

 

[Guitar Hero]

Sasuke transfered some of his DNA into Sakura's womb for 9 months so technically she should have absorbed some of his Rikudou chakra.

 

[FemmeFatale]

Did Femme really say...

You know I did,
With Gai I was referring to how Sakura punch can damage kaguya while Gai needed to bend space and kill himself to do that

And the second one was about katsuyus origin story chapter that kishi and I are working on

 

[iNotorious]

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Nottouchy sounds like something a non native English speaking stripper would say tbh.

Ur reading skills are worse than a pancake

iNotorious : Congratz on your 54,000 posts you weeb motherf*cker.

you haven't posted not one single scan or truthfull post yet. yet I took u serious I forgot who u were for a moment


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gtfoh like your some saint, ik you were a troll or naruto fapper at one point.

Ik who u are but u don't know who I am

 

[LastGREATEST]

"Sakura solos"

 

[Exaar]

When people try to deny that Prime hiruzen neggs their fav

 

[FemmeFatale]

When people hypes madara regeneration but disregards tsunades superior regeneration

 

[Guntah]

This.

This one actually made me laugh out loud, wow.

 

[Darth AniCetuS]

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:sdo::sdo3::sdo:

 

[iNotorious]

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:sdo::sdo3::sdo:

Oh boy, here we go

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[Darth AniCetuS]

Oh boy, here we go

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You are always welcome lol.

 

[ChicagoJhawk]

Anytime a person tries to defend Sakura or hinata

 

[SenseiSama]

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:sdo::sdo3::sdo:

I never get tired of that

 

[V h o]

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:sdo::sdo3::sdo:

Oh my....a quick google search could have save face.....

 

[patrickscott]

Read my damn sig. High emotions are all over it.

 

[lndra]

This shit will never not be funny to me

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lol at using databooks as proof of anything

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love how u kids pick and choose what you want to believe in.

manga also says hebi sasuke is the fastest.

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but you all will call anyone a troll for saying so

 

[Nobel]

Look at my signature :elmo: