Best feeling in the world?

[The Darklord]

Orgasms. Being high. Seeing a girl who you hate become as ugly as she was on the inside. Eating the exact food you were craving. Orgasms.

wow u really love orgasms dont you lol

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

wow u really love orgasms dont you lol

Lmao I'm just saying it's one of the best feelings. Not only guys like them. If a girl tells you she doesn't like orgasms she's either lying or never felt one.

 

[The Darklord]

Lmao I'm just saying it's one of the best feelings. Not only guys like them. If a girl tells you she doesn't like orgasms she's either lying or never felt one.

my ex gf said that before we met - she was lying! lol

guys like it abit more though

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

my ex gf said that before we met - she was lying! lol

guys like it abit more though

I don't know about liking it more but they sure need to have one / think about it (and *** in general) more. At least in my experience.

More of the best feelings in the world:

1.Putting on socks / underwear fresh from the dryer
2.Winning a scratcher
3. A good laugh with friends
4. The first cig of the day
5. Waking up early and realizing you don't have class that day

 

[thechosen1]

who said you needed to have *** to have an orgasm? ;D

That's ****ed up.

 

[The Darklord]

I don't know about liking it more but they sure need to have one / think about it (and *** in general) more. At least in my experience.

More of the best feelings in the world:

1.Putting on socks / underwear fresh from the dryer
2.Winning a scratcher
3. A good laugh with friends
4. The first cig of the day
5. Waking up early and realizing you don't have class that day

by guys, i meant cumming lol

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

That's ****ed up.

Oh yes, I'm twisted. *evil cackle*

by guys, i meant cumming lol

Yeaaaaaaah. Figured it was something like that..

 

[thechosen1]

my ex gf said that before we met - she was lying! lol

guys like it abit more though

Not really. You won't believe how much they enjoy it. Plus the guys that are having an orgasm within 1-2 mins of stimulation - that's weak. Pleasure grows gargantually* when the male has good sexual stamina - ergo, can hold longer. It's just that most partner (at least that I know of) can't give their female partners orgasms and finish faster than them (which I find quite selfish; and no shit there are so many divorces nowadays) - approximately 20 minutes faster. Yes, you need to stimulate her for 20+ minutes for her to receive an orgasm.

Personally, I wouldn't finish until she is done.

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

Not really. It's just that most partner (at least that I know of) can't give their female partners orgasms and finish faster than them - approximately 20 minutes faster. Yes, you need to stimulate her for 20+ minutes for her to receive an orgasm.

Or you can have crappy intercourse for 10 minutes, the girl gets bored, and fakes one..

 

[The Darklord]

Not really. It's just that most partner (at least that I know of) can't give their female partners orgasms and finish faster than them - approximately 20 minutes faster. Yes, you need to stimulate her for 20+ minutes for her to receive an orgasm.

and i assume you speak from experience (?)

 

[The Darklord]

Or you can have crappy intercourse for 10 minutes, the girl gets bored, and fakes one..

and i have assume you speak from experience to ?.....?

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

and i have assume you speak from experience to ?.....?

No.. you know.. I just heard it... tales from around the water cooler and such.. >.>

 

[thechosen1]

Oh yes, I'm twisted. *evil cackle*



Yeaaaaaaah. Figured it was something like that..

No, seriously. Masturbating is just ****ed up. I mean, if you are too young to find a partner (preferably a person that you love) and have the intercourse with that partner, a question comes up - why the **** are you even talking about a topic like ***, why do you even have such thoughts. I don't mean you specifically, since I do not know you, just pointing out.

 

[The Darklord]

No.. you know.. I just heard it... tales from around the water cooler and such.. >.>

tales from around the water cooler and such...right....im sure

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

No, seriously. Masturbating is just ****ed up. I mean, if you are too young to find a partner (preferably a person that you love) and have the intercourse with that partner, a question comes up - why the **** are you even talking about a topic like ***, why do you even have such thoughts. I don't mean you specifically, since I do not know you, just pointing out.

1. I'm 20, not that young.

2. There's this pain in the ass called puberty. It's the darndest thing, makes you wanna have *** and stuff sometimes. lmaooo.

I think it's being a little naive to think that younger kids don't think about *** sometimes. Not that I'm condoning it mind you, but kids grow up fast nowadays. Sigh. I miss when kids were kids and you enjoyed things like pokemon and playing kickball. Now they just wanna jump straight into iPads and *** and hip hop music... ><

 

[KAPOOOO]

.... when You Kick Your enemy's ass and Make him Your Bitch .......

 

[thechosen1]

Or you can have crappy intercourse for 10 minutes, the girl gets bored, and fakes one..

It's quite obvious (to an experienced partner) when the female partner fakes an orgasm. It's REALLY quite obvious. I can even tell you multiple feats by which you can determine if she is/isn't enjoying the intercourse/is faking an orgasm.

When she does enjoy it/is having an orgasm:
Her nipples will get harder, pupils would get bigger (wider) and the liquid will pe produced in BIG amounts.
Severe throbbing of clitoris, similar to the throbbing of the penis during ejaculation.
Rhythmic contraction of the vagina during, squeezing of the penis during the orgasm with a frequency of 5-7 times on once per second.
Noticeably reddens the "decollete" - the area between the neck, shoulders and boobs. However, not with everyone. Starts sweating.

When she is faking it/not enjoying it:
Doesn't like touching (massages, kissing e.t.c.)
Doesn't show enthusiasm while having ***, tries to get to sleep as fast as she can.
Doesn't like topics that concern ***, disapproves of ***, condemns men.
Her vagina is dry.
Doesn't like different positions, disapproves of any innovations in ***.
Doesn't want to fall in love, can live without *** for months.
Lives with myths like: "there are no cold women...", "only a man must...", "if he loves, then he must...".
Frequently finds excuses - my head hurts, I'm tired now, it's too late, needs get up early tomorrow, kids aren't asleep, the neighbors will hear.
During intercourse, gives unexpected questions like "Why don't we whitewash our ceiling?". Even in bed, says, "I'm alright, do it normally, do it only through the vagina and quickly." Or even begins to answer the phone call, not giving shit about it or throwing it at the wall.

 

[thechosen1]

1. I'm 20, not that young.

2. There's this pain in the ass called puberty. It's the darndest thing, makes you wanna have *** and stuff sometimes. lmaooo.

I think it's being a little naive to think that younger kids don't think about *** sometimes. Not that I'm condoning it mind you, but kids grow up fast nowadays. Sigh. I miss when kids were kids and you enjoyed things like pokemon and playing kickball. Now they just wanna jump straight into iPads and *** and hip hop music... ><

You hear me.
Oh and 20 is very, very young.

 

[The Darklord]

It's quite obvious (to an experience partner) when the female partner fakes an orgasm. It's REALLY quite obvious. I can even tell you multiple feats by which you can determine if she is/isn't enjoying the intercourse/is faking an orgasm:

Her nipples will get harder, pupils would get bigger (wider) and the liquid will pe produced in BIG amounts.
Severe throbbing of clitoris, similar to the throbbing of the penis during ejaculation.
Rhythmic contraction of the vagina during the term of orgasm 5-7 times a frequency of once per second.
Noticeably reddens the "decollete" - the area between the neck, shoulders and boobs. However, not with everyone. Starts sweating.

When she is faking it/not enjoying it:
Doesn't like touching (massages, kissing e.t.c.)
Doesn't show enthusiasm while having ***, tries to get to sleep as fast as she can.
Doesn't like topics that concern ***, disapproves of ***, condemns men.
Her vagina is dry.
Doesn't like different positions, disapproves of any innovations in ***.
Doesn't want to fall in love, can live without *** for months.
Lives with myths like: "there are no cold women...", "only a man must...", "if he loves, then he must...".
Frequently finds excuses - my head hurts, I'm tired now, it's too late, needs get up early tomorrow, kids aren't asleep, the neighbors will hear.
During intercourse, gives unexpected questions like "Why don't we whitewash our ceiling?". Even in bed, says, "I'm alright, do it normally, do it only through the vagina and quickly." Or even begins to answer the phone call, not giving shit about it or throwing it at the wall.

man this turned into a porn documentary!!

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

It's quite obvious (to an experienced partner) when the female partner fakes an orgasm. It's REALLY quite obvious. I can even tell you multiple feats by which you can determine if she is/isn't enjoying the intercourse/is faking an orgasm:

Her nipples will get harder, pupils would get bigger (wider) and the liquid will pe produced in BIG amounts.
Severe throbbing of clitoris, similar to the throbbing of the penis during ejaculation.
Rhythmic contraction of the vagina during the term of orgasm 5-7 times a frequency of once per second.
Noticeably reddens the "decollete" - the area between the neck, shoulders and boobs. However, not with everyone. Starts sweating.

When she is faking it/not enjoying it:
Doesn't like touching (massages, kissing e.t.c.)
Doesn't show enthusiasm while having ***, tries to get to sleep as fast as she can.
Doesn't like topics that concern ***, disapproves of ***, condemns men.
Her vagina is dry.
Doesn't like different positions, disapproves of any innovations in ***.
Doesn't want to fall in love, can live without *** for months.
Lives with myths like: "there are no cold women...", "only a man must...", "if he loves, then he must...".
Frequently finds excuses - my head hurts, I'm tired now, it's too late, needs get up early tomorrow, kids aren't asleep, the neighbors will hear.
During intercourse, gives unexpected questions like "Why don't we whitewash our ceiling?". Even in bed, says, "I'm alright, do it normally, do it only through the vagina and quickly." Or even begins to answer the phone call, not giving shit about it or throwing it at the wall.

niceee now I know how to be more authentic. lolol jk

Honestly speaking though I wouldn't know about faking it. I don't have *** unless I actually want to hahaha