Sakura: Ne, Naruto, turn the camera on!
Naruto: (From behind camera) It is on!
Sakura: Huh? Ah!! Why didn't you tell me?!
Naruto: B-but I--?!
Sakura: Shh! (smiles at camera) Konnichiwa! Welcome to Naruto: Behind the Scenes! I'm Haruno Sakura! Behind the camera is Uzumaki Naruto!
(Camera spins around rapidly to a blonde boy)
Naruto: (grins at lens) HI!! I"m Uzumaki Naruto! I play Uzumaki Naruto!
(camera swivels back to Sakura)
Sakura: Anyway, here's Behind the Scenes! Starring me, who plays Sakura Haruno! As if that was too hard to guess...
Naruto: And me! Starring me!
Sakura: You're camera person!
Naruto: So?
Sakura: We don't even see you most of the time! You're just talking behind the camera!
Naruto: So what?!! I'm still here!
Sakura: Whatever, baka. Anyway, Starring--
Naruto: Naruto and Sakura!
Sakura: ... yeah, uh, our names are the same.
Naruto: Yeah, saves the writer's the hassle of having to make up names.
Sakura: Oh, yes, that's like the worst part in writing stories!.
Naruto: You write?
Sakura: Of course! Everyone writes!
Naruto: ...
Sakura: ? So, as a behind the scenes tour..we'll um... take you to meet some of the other actors!! Um.. oh, Sasuke-kun!!
Naruto: (groan) Why emo boy?
Sakura: Naruto, get over here!
(camera moves unsteadily and turns to a boy with black hair who is sitting in a dark corner, scribbling in a notebook)
Sakura: Sasuke kun!
Naruto: Yo, emo boy.
Sasuke: (looks up)
Sakura: Hi Sasuke kun! We're filming behind the scenes right now! And we're gonna meet all the actors and actresses! Of course, you first, Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: oh.
Naruto: (grumble grumble)
Sasuke: Oi, Naruto.
Naruto: What.
Sasuke: Shut up.
Naruto: Shut up yourself, bastard!
Sakura: You two! You still don't know how to get along with each other!
Naruto: Yeah, we don't have to act on set at all.
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: (glare) Anyway!! Sasuke, introduce yourself!
Sasuke: (raises eyebrow) ..I'm Uchiha Sasuke and I play Uchiha Sasuke?
Sakura: Right! And you have a brother on set too, right? Uchiha Itachi?
Sasuke: ...(twitch)
Sakura: Sasuke?
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: Hm, well, lets introduce Uchiha Itachi too! Where's Itachi-san? Let's get Itachi over here-- ITACHI SAN!!!
Naruto: Oh, my ears...
(man with long black hair in a pony tail appears)
Itachi: Yo!! Hey, Little Bro!! WASSUP?!! (noogie)
Sasuke: Aargh!!
Naruto: Be careful, Itachi, emo-bastard doesn't want his hair messed up; he goes on in ten. (snicker)
Itachi: Ah, of course. What do you have a camera for?
Sakura: This is behind the scenes!
Itachi: Well, duh...
Sakura: (glare) As in, we're giving a special tour behind the scenes of Naruto.
Itachi: ...oh! Right! I remember; the director dude said something about it the other day, didn't he?
Sakura: Yes, now, introduce yourself!
Itachi: Do I have to? I'm sure they all know me.
Sakura: Do it.
Itachi: I am the uber smexy and totally awesome Uchiha Itachi! Older brother of dear little Sasuke-chan!!
Sasuke: Don't...call me ...that...
Sakura: (whispers to camera) They're on more "friendly" terms in real life, than on set.
Naruto: Sure...
Itachi: Yeah, whatever Sasu-chan! OH MY GOD!! Deidara's gonna blow up one of Kankuro's spare puppets!!
Naruto: Really? Awesome! I gotta see that!!!
(off in the distance
Voice 1: Come on! Let me just have this one, Kanky!
Voice 2: NO! And don't call me Kanky! Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?!! I NEED THAT ONE!!!
Voice 1: What for? It's a spare!
Voice 2: Not anymore it's not! You already blew up Karasu the first, AND the second!!!
Voice 1: No i didn't! Kisame hacked it in half!
Voice 3: Tattletale!
Voice 2: DEIDARA, GIVE ME THE DAMN PUPPET!!
Itachi: See? Well, I"m off!
Naruto: Hey!! Wait for me!! Naruto: Behind the Scenes! Uzumaki Naruto signing off!!--HEY I SAID WAIT!!!!!!!!
Sakura: What?! Oi, Naru--
(screen goes blank)
Naruto: (From behind camera) It is on!
Sakura: Huh? Ah!! Why didn't you tell me?!
Naruto: B-but I--?!
Sakura: Shh! (smiles at camera) Konnichiwa! Welcome to Naruto: Behind the Scenes! I'm Haruno Sakura! Behind the camera is Uzumaki Naruto!
(Camera spins around rapidly to a blonde boy)
Naruto: (grins at lens) HI!! I"m Uzumaki Naruto! I play Uzumaki Naruto!
(camera swivels back to Sakura)
Sakura: Anyway, here's Behind the Scenes! Starring me, who plays Sakura Haruno! As if that was too hard to guess...
Naruto: And me! Starring me!
Sakura: You're camera person!
Naruto: So?
Sakura: We don't even see you most of the time! You're just talking behind the camera!
Naruto: So what?!! I'm still here!
Sakura: Whatever, baka. Anyway, Starring--
Naruto: Naruto and Sakura!
Sakura: ... yeah, uh, our names are the same.
Naruto: Yeah, saves the writer's the hassle of having to make up names.
Sakura: Oh, yes, that's like the worst part in writing stories!.
Naruto: You write?
Sakura: Of course! Everyone writes!
Naruto: ...
Sakura: ? So, as a behind the scenes tour..we'll um... take you to meet some of the other actors!! Um.. oh, Sasuke-kun!!
Naruto: (groan) Why emo boy?
Sakura: Naruto, get over here!
(camera moves unsteadily and turns to a boy with black hair who is sitting in a dark corner, scribbling in a notebook)
Sakura: Sasuke kun!
Naruto: Yo, emo boy.
Sasuke: (looks up)
Sakura: Hi Sasuke kun! We're filming behind the scenes right now! And we're gonna meet all the actors and actresses! Of course, you first, Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: oh.
Naruto: (grumble grumble)
Sasuke: Oi, Naruto.
Naruto: What.
Sasuke: Shut up.
Naruto: Shut up yourself, bastard!
Sakura: You two! You still don't know how to get along with each other!
Naruto: Yeah, we don't have to act on set at all.
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: (glare) Anyway!! Sasuke, introduce yourself!
Sasuke: (raises eyebrow) ..I'm Uchiha Sasuke and I play Uchiha Sasuke?
Sakura: Right! And you have a brother on set too, right? Uchiha Itachi?
Sasuke: ...(twitch)
Sakura: Sasuke?
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: Hm, well, lets introduce Uchiha Itachi too! Where's Itachi-san? Let's get Itachi over here-- ITACHI SAN!!!
Naruto: Oh, my ears...
(man with long black hair in a pony tail appears)
Itachi: Yo!! Hey, Little Bro!! WASSUP?!! (noogie)
Sasuke: Aargh!!
Naruto: Be careful, Itachi, emo-bastard doesn't want his hair messed up; he goes on in ten. (snicker)
Itachi: Ah, of course. What do you have a camera for?
Sakura: This is behind the scenes!
Itachi: Well, duh...
Sakura: (glare) As in, we're giving a special tour behind the scenes of Naruto.
Itachi: ...oh! Right! I remember; the director dude said something about it the other day, didn't he?
Sakura: Yes, now, introduce yourself!
Itachi: Do I have to? I'm sure they all know me.
Sakura: Do it.
Itachi: I am the uber smexy and totally awesome Uchiha Itachi! Older brother of dear little Sasuke-chan!!
Sasuke: Don't...call me ...that...
Sakura: (whispers to camera) They're on more "friendly" terms in real life, than on set.
Naruto: Sure...
Itachi: Yeah, whatever Sasu-chan! OH MY GOD!! Deidara's gonna blow up one of Kankuro's spare puppets!!
Naruto: Really? Awesome! I gotta see that!!!
(off in the distance
Voice 1: Come on! Let me just have this one, Kanky!
Voice 2: NO! And don't call me Kanky! Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?!! I NEED THAT ONE!!!
Voice 1: What for? It's a spare!
Voice 2: Not anymore it's not! You already blew up Karasu the first, AND the second!!!
Voice 1: No i didn't! Kisame hacked it in half!
Voice 3: Tattletale!
Voice 2: DEIDARA, GIVE ME THE DAMN PUPPET!!
Itachi: See? Well, I"m off!
Naruto: Hey!! Wait for me!! Naruto: Behind the Scenes! Uzumaki Naruto signing off!!--HEY I SAID WAIT!!!!!!!!
Sakura: What?! Oi, Naru--
(screen goes blank)
