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Bart: Hey, man. What's going on?
Konohamaru: I don't know...
Bart: Hey what's that?
Bart pointed at an odd machine half-hidden in bushes.
Konohamaru: Let's go find out.
Konohamaru ran at the machine.
Konohamaru: Homer-Humiliator...
As Konohamaru read the machine, an arm rotated from the top and slaped a pie in his face. As Konohamaru wiped the pie off his face, a boot swung around and sacked him.
As Konohamaru lay on the ground, gasping pain, Bart stood over him, nearly falling on the ground in laughter.
Konohamaru: You did that, didn't you?
Bart: Well DUH...!
Konohamaru pushed himself to his feet and began to run at Bart.
Bart: Ho boy!
Konohamaru chased Bart around the Simpson home for a few rotations, and then created a Shadow Clone to run the opposite way. They met in the backyard.
Konohamaru: Did you find him?
Konohamaru Clone: If I found him, would we be here empty-handed?
Konohamaru: Shut up! Now, let's find him before-
Bart: Up here, dork-wad!
Both Konohamaru and his clone looked up, and Bart threw waterballoons at the two. After a few bombs, the clone disappeared, and Konohamaru was left.
Konohamaru: Water style, huh?
Bart: It was water this morning.
Konohamaru: What's that supposed to mean?
Bart threw an egg at Konohamaru, and another.
Konohamaru wiped the egg off his face, and began to walk up the wall, out of Bart's view.
Bart: Laughing his head off. Hey, I wonder where that kid went.
Konohamaru: I'm right here!
Konohamaru quickly stepped over the edge of the roof, and ran at Bart with a kunai. Bart then threw a very large egg at Konohamaru, knocking him off of the roof.
Bart: AH! Oh, it's just you. That was pretty cool how you climbed up the roof.
There was silence as Bart leaned over the edge of the roof, waiting for Konohamaru to respond.
Konohamaru: What in the world was that!?
Bart: An ostrich egg. You know, you'd think that there'd be something to those, but they're all gunk!
Konohamaru: Gak!
As Konohamaru stands up, trying to wipe the ostrich egg off, a waterballoon hits him over the head.
Bart: Thought I'd help!
Konohamaru: GET BACK HERE!
Konohamaru formed a Rasengan and ran back up the wall towards Bart.
Bart: Where'd you get that waterballon from?
As Konohamaru jumped onto the roof, Bart ran in an arc and jumped off the roof, onto the soft grass.
Bart: Don't have a cow, man!
Konohamaru jumped off the roof, and ran at Bart. Bart moved just in time, and the Rasengan tore a hole in the tree behind Bart.
Bart: AYE CARUMBA!!
Konohamaru glares at Bart while forming another Rasengan.
Konohamaru: You're next.
Bart gulped.
Konohamaru chased Bart around, and began to tear up the fence separating the Simpson's and the Flanders' yards as he dragged the Rasengan along it.
Ned: Well hi-diddly-ho, neighbor-eeno! I heard a ruckus, and as the tree said to the apple, I'm-
Bart ducked, and Konohamaru hit Ned Flanders square in the face with the Rasengan. The spiraling chakra tore Ned's moustache off, and left him unconcious on his lawn.
Bart: You know, maybe you're not such a bad guy after all.
Konohamaru: Look what you made me do!
Bart: Say, do you think you could teach me how to do that? I could use some new tricks to wreak havoc on the town with.
Konohamaru glared at Bart, and then pulled out a kunai.
Konohamaru: What do you think?
Bart: AYE CARUMBA!!
Konohamaru chased Bart around the yard, and Bart leapt onto his tire-swing. As he swung back, he knocked Konohamaru off of his feet, and leapt onto his skateboard, which rolled into the street.
Konohamaru pushed himself up and continued the chase.
Bart pulled out his sling-shot and wrapped it around the side-mirror of a passing car. The car pulled him quickly along as Konohamaru struggled to keep up.
Barts sling-shot then broke, and he began to slow down, while Konohamaru only sped up.
Bart: Uh-oh!
Konohamaru: Here it comes!
Bart rolled off the skateboard, and Konohamaru ran right past him.
Bart: Ha-ha! You ran right by me!
Konohamaru Clone: Don't be so sure!
Bart turns around to see the clone running at him.
Bart: D'oh!
Bart looked at the broken slingshot in his hand, and threw it at the clone, not knowing it was a clone.
The clone dissappaited, and the smoke surrounded Bart.
Konohamaru turned around and saw the smoke disappear from around Bart.
Konohamaru: Transforming into him to confuse this kid; good idea!
Bart: What are you talking about?
Konohamaru: Mabye I should make my own transformation, too.
Konohamaru formed a seal.
Konohamaru: Sexy No Jutsu!
Konohamaru disappeared into a puff of smoke, and a naked woman took his place as the smoke cleared.
Bart: AYE CARUMBA!! What are you doing, kid!?
The woman disappeared into a puff of smoke, reappearing as Konohamaru.
Konohamaru: You're not my clone, are you?
Bart: What do you think?
Bart punched Konohamaru in the nose and ran back to his back yard.
Bart then pulled out a phone.
Bart: Milhouse! You'll never guess what just happened!
Milhouse: You were attacked by some little boy who has super powers!
Bart: No, I was- Wait, how do you know this?
Milhouse: I'm in your tree-house!
Bart turned around and looked into this tree-house. Milhouse was waving from in the tree-house.
Bart: What are you doing up there-?
The tree then fell down, and Milhouse fell out of the tree, and the tree-house crushed him.
Bart hung up the phone, and looked at Konohamaru standing on the stump.
Konohamaru: We're done here.
Bart: No we're not! I know, Kar-a-te!
Bart did random karate moves, and then faced Konohamaru. Konohamaru made two clones, and all three made Rasengans.
Konohamaru: I'm not scared!
The real Konohamaru ran at Bart, and hit him in the neck with a Rasengan.
Barts neck took the attack, and then went back to normal.
Konohamaru: What the-?
Bart: Please, I get worse than that every week!
The two Konohamaru clones then ran at Bart, and collided their Rasengans against either side of Bart's head.
Konohamaru: Do you take worse than that every week?
The small yellow figurine was crushed by an unseen force, and the Konohamaru figure slowly faded away.
Naruto: YEAH! Go Konohamaru!
Madara: I saw that one comming... Decided to just give it to you. Well, it's your turn, Naruto. Whose fate do you choose to risk this time?
Naruto (Thinking): That's right... Everyone I choose to fight has their fate resting in the balance of every fight... Well, I suppose there is someone who I want to save from his fate.
Naruto: I choose, Ero-Sennin!
A small figurine of Jiraiya appeared on the board between Madara and Naruto, his arms outstreatched in a line, one in front of him, the other behind. He had a giant grin on his face. On his shoulders were two almost indiscernable figures.
Madara: Well, if we're doing it like that, then I choose a young boy who may pose a threat. Timmy Turner. And just as a little background, he also uses two smaller being to help him out...
A small boy with a stupid pink hat appeared facing Jiraiya. There was a random dot floating off of the hat, and two smaller people floated by either of his shoulders.
Naruto (Thinking): This can't be good...
Konohamaru: I don't know...
Bart: Hey what's that?
Bart pointed at an odd machine half-hidden in bushes.
Konohamaru: Let's go find out.
Konohamaru ran at the machine.
Konohamaru: Homer-Humiliator...
As Konohamaru read the machine, an arm rotated from the top and slaped a pie in his face. As Konohamaru wiped the pie off his face, a boot swung around and sacked him.
As Konohamaru lay on the ground, gasping pain, Bart stood over him, nearly falling on the ground in laughter.
Konohamaru: You did that, didn't you?
Bart: Well DUH...!
Konohamaru pushed himself to his feet and began to run at Bart.
Bart: Ho boy!
Konohamaru chased Bart around the Simpson home for a few rotations, and then created a Shadow Clone to run the opposite way. They met in the backyard.
Konohamaru: Did you find him?
Konohamaru Clone: If I found him, would we be here empty-handed?
Konohamaru: Shut up! Now, let's find him before-
Bart: Up here, dork-wad!
Both Konohamaru and his clone looked up, and Bart threw waterballoons at the two. After a few bombs, the clone disappeared, and Konohamaru was left.
Konohamaru: Water style, huh?
Bart: It was water this morning.
Konohamaru: What's that supposed to mean?
Bart threw an egg at Konohamaru, and another.
Konohamaru wiped the egg off his face, and began to walk up the wall, out of Bart's view.
Bart: Laughing his head off. Hey, I wonder where that kid went.
Konohamaru: I'm right here!
Konohamaru quickly stepped over the edge of the roof, and ran at Bart with a kunai. Bart then threw a very large egg at Konohamaru, knocking him off of the roof.
Bart: AH! Oh, it's just you. That was pretty cool how you climbed up the roof.
There was silence as Bart leaned over the edge of the roof, waiting for Konohamaru to respond.
Konohamaru: What in the world was that!?
Bart: An ostrich egg. You know, you'd think that there'd be something to those, but they're all gunk!
Konohamaru: Gak!
As Konohamaru stands up, trying to wipe the ostrich egg off, a waterballoon hits him over the head.
Bart: Thought I'd help!
Konohamaru: GET BACK HERE!
Konohamaru formed a Rasengan and ran back up the wall towards Bart.
Bart: Where'd you get that waterballon from?
As Konohamaru jumped onto the roof, Bart ran in an arc and jumped off the roof, onto the soft grass.
Bart: Don't have a cow, man!
Konohamaru jumped off the roof, and ran at Bart. Bart moved just in time, and the Rasengan tore a hole in the tree behind Bart.
Bart: AYE CARUMBA!!
Konohamaru glares at Bart while forming another Rasengan.
Konohamaru: You're next.
Bart gulped.
Konohamaru chased Bart around, and began to tear up the fence separating the Simpson's and the Flanders' yards as he dragged the Rasengan along it.
Ned: Well hi-diddly-ho, neighbor-eeno! I heard a ruckus, and as the tree said to the apple, I'm-
Bart ducked, and Konohamaru hit Ned Flanders square in the face with the Rasengan. The spiraling chakra tore Ned's moustache off, and left him unconcious on his lawn.
Bart: You know, maybe you're not such a bad guy after all.
Konohamaru: Look what you made me do!
Bart: Say, do you think you could teach me how to do that? I could use some new tricks to wreak havoc on the town with.
Konohamaru glared at Bart, and then pulled out a kunai.
Konohamaru: What do you think?
Bart: AYE CARUMBA!!
Konohamaru chased Bart around the yard, and Bart leapt onto his tire-swing. As he swung back, he knocked Konohamaru off of his feet, and leapt onto his skateboard, which rolled into the street.
Konohamaru pushed himself up and continued the chase.
Bart pulled out his sling-shot and wrapped it around the side-mirror of a passing car. The car pulled him quickly along as Konohamaru struggled to keep up.
Barts sling-shot then broke, and he began to slow down, while Konohamaru only sped up.
Bart: Uh-oh!
Konohamaru: Here it comes!
Bart rolled off the skateboard, and Konohamaru ran right past him.
Bart: Ha-ha! You ran right by me!
Konohamaru Clone: Don't be so sure!
Bart turns around to see the clone running at him.
Bart: D'oh!
Bart looked at the broken slingshot in his hand, and threw it at the clone, not knowing it was a clone.
The clone dissappaited, and the smoke surrounded Bart.
Konohamaru turned around and saw the smoke disappear from around Bart.
Konohamaru: Transforming into him to confuse this kid; good idea!
Bart: What are you talking about?
Konohamaru: Mabye I should make my own transformation, too.
Konohamaru formed a seal.
Konohamaru: Sexy No Jutsu!
Konohamaru disappeared into a puff of smoke, and a naked woman took his place as the smoke cleared.
Bart: AYE CARUMBA!! What are you doing, kid!?
The woman disappeared into a puff of smoke, reappearing as Konohamaru.
Konohamaru: You're not my clone, are you?
Bart: What do you think?
Bart punched Konohamaru in the nose and ran back to his back yard.
Bart then pulled out a phone.
Bart: Milhouse! You'll never guess what just happened!
Milhouse: You were attacked by some little boy who has super powers!
Bart: No, I was- Wait, how do you know this?
Milhouse: I'm in your tree-house!
Bart turned around and looked into this tree-house. Milhouse was waving from in the tree-house.
Bart: What are you doing up there-?
The tree then fell down, and Milhouse fell out of the tree, and the tree-house crushed him.
Bart hung up the phone, and looked at Konohamaru standing on the stump.
Konohamaru: We're done here.
Bart: No we're not! I know, Kar-a-te!
Bart did random karate moves, and then faced Konohamaru. Konohamaru made two clones, and all three made Rasengans.
Konohamaru: I'm not scared!
The real Konohamaru ran at Bart, and hit him in the neck with a Rasengan.
Barts neck took the attack, and then went back to normal.
Konohamaru: What the-?
Bart: Please, I get worse than that every week!
The two Konohamaru clones then ran at Bart, and collided their Rasengans against either side of Bart's head.
Konohamaru: Do you take worse than that every week?
The small yellow figurine was crushed by an unseen force, and the Konohamaru figure slowly faded away.
Naruto: YEAH! Go Konohamaru!
Madara: I saw that one comming... Decided to just give it to you. Well, it's your turn, Naruto. Whose fate do you choose to risk this time?
Naruto (Thinking): That's right... Everyone I choose to fight has their fate resting in the balance of every fight... Well, I suppose there is someone who I want to save from his fate.
Naruto: I choose, Ero-Sennin!
A small figurine of Jiraiya appeared on the board between Madara and Naruto, his arms outstreatched in a line, one in front of him, the other behind. He had a giant grin on his face. On his shoulders were two almost indiscernable figures.
Madara: Well, if we're doing it like that, then I choose a young boy who may pose a threat. Timmy Turner. And just as a little background, he also uses two smaller being to help him out...
A small boy with a stupid pink hat appeared facing Jiraiya. There was a random dot floating off of the hat, and two smaller people floated by either of his shoulders.
Naruto (Thinking): This can't be good...