Bad Dates

[Jin Hayami]

Yesterday my buddy tried to hook me up with his girlfriends friend. We get to the bar and there's a bunch of girls sitting there all of them were smoking hot but one. His girlfriend waves us over and introduces me to Moby Chick. I'm pissed. We start drinking and we order food. I order a burger and fries. So does she...and chicken fingers and a salad. Really bitch? A salad is not going to help. Oh and she doused it with ranch dressing. She inhales all of it in like two minutes. We keep drinking and she gets pretty drunk. Eventually she spills a whole mug of Yeungling on my brand new dress shirt. Whatever. We clean it up and I pay the tab. We get in the cab and she tries to kiss me. Mind you she threw up in the bathroom ten minutes earlier. I push her away and she starts crying. My friends girlfriend is pissed at me now even though she's the one who tried to sell me to this heifer in the first place. From now on no blind dates without a picture. Oh and this whole time I couldn't even smoke because my friends girlfriend is allergic to smoke or some bull****.

So this got me thinking and I figured I'd ask you guys about your bad dates.

 

[Wang]

You're rude, you should have given her some D

 

[Wumbo]

I once went on a date with a girl and then it turned out that she was a hand.

 

[Jin Hayami]

You're rude, you should have given her some D

Yo I've had my fair share of fat chicks but this girl was over 200 lbs, sloppy ass drunk, and just acting like a retard.

 

[Wang]

Yo I've had my fair share of fat chicks but this girl was over 200 lbs, sloppy ass drunk, and just acting like a retard.

I trust your judgement

 

[Cloudbuster]

Yo I've had my fair share of fat chicks but this girl was over 200 lbs, sloppy ass drunk, and just acting like a retard.

If she dropped some weight she would be a perfect girl for you.

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

That's pretty ****ing terrible. I've never been that misfortunate.

 

[Hipster Madara]

That sucks

 

[KuraiandAlbel]

I have never been on a date that horrible. So far, you win. lol I feel sorry for you.

 

[Ciao]

F- your life.

 

[KiraGirl K]

Oh, s***.

 

[Reynfall]

Having a good date is a two way road.

You need to hold a conversation just as well as you can make one. You need to be an engaging, interesting person. You need to take in mind the other person when you speak to them.

Of course they might just be idiots, but that's not usually your fault, especially in the scenario you described (because apparently she's fat and drunk and crazy, lol)

 

[Sarutobi Sasuke]

Sorry dude...That really sucks. Thats why I don't like blind dates.

My mom tried to force me into a blind date with her friend's daughter (who had a crush on me. I was the blind one in this date.). So they arranged something, but long story short, I just thought, "F**k that sh*t", and didn't show up. The next day my mom tells me that she just spoke to her friend and the girl I stood up is as angry as hell and she and her friend's are actually on their way over here to unleash a shít storm of epic proportions. I later realized that this was fueled by liquid courage, if you know what I mean. But I didn't really give a fck... until I met her. It turns out she's freakin hot... and interesting. It was shitty at first with everyone ganging up on me (including my mom). Luckily she was still into me. And after having to crowbar her from her friends I managed salvage the situation....and now she's my GF.

 

[kmrasengan]

I once went on a date with a girl and then it turned out that she was a hand.

lmao.

 

[Lux]

Poor girl you should have kissed her on the cheek :3 But I get you.. I mean she was puking like ten mins ago .. Ewww XD