Ask me anything.

[Hypemaster]

Are you my son by any chance? :|

 

[Funky Tiger]

Are you like, retarded? :|

no sir, that would be you.

How did you sleep with Kate Upton?

i went up to her and said boo and she got so afraid and hugged me very hard and one thing led to another and we made sweet, passionate love.

Why are you asking me questions?? I'm the one who's supposed to ask you stuff.

bite me.

Are you my son by any chance? :|

i don't think so.

 

[Penguin]

because i like watching girls smooching their privates together.

Are you a virgin, a *****, or a clam smacker?

 

[Funky Tiger]

no, im cool. haha ownd. get a lyfe nerd.

 

[Penguin]

no, im cool. haha ownd. get a lyfe nerd.

What did I do to deserve that?

 

[Funky Tiger]

nothing in particular. that's how it is with me. you never know what i'd do next. hell, even i dunno what i'd do next.

 

[Penguin]

So, are you a virgin or a stereotypical 16 year old girl who is not married and has had sexual relations with a male/female before marriage?

 

[Funky Tiger]

hholy crap on a cracker, im a guy with a meatstick between my legs, yo.

 

[Penguin]

Cool-e-oolio.

 

[BestFriendsForever]

Do your parents know that you robbed the bank a few times and took millions and millions? U_U

 

[Funky Tiger]

i don't remember robbing a bank.

 

[Penguin]

Were you drunk or high when you robbed the bank?

 

[Funky Tiger]

most probably high.

 

[Penguin]

Have you smoked Marijuana?

 

[Funky Tiger]

no, i haven't.

 

[Penguin]

Have you drank before?

 

[kunde]

Have u ever kicked someone?

 

[ziggyZ]

no sir, that would be you.

oath .

 

[Funky Tiger]

Have you drank before?

yeah, i've drunk water and juice before.

Have u ever kicked someone?

yes, for karate and in fights.

 

[Funky Tiger]

bumpity boo.