Ask Kabuchimaru anything

[Kabuchimaru]

I decided to join too into the "internet" to answer some questions to users. If you flame I will kill you and resurrect you so beware.

 

[Hipster Madara]

o... m...g, another one of these threads!?!!?
where did u get madara's dna?

 

[kakashichidori]

o... M...g, another one of these threads!?!!?
Where did u get madara's dna?

lol :d

 

[Owarij]

I hear you really want Sasuke , to have forced sexual intercourse with him just like orochimaru did, is this true ?

 

[Dragonfly X]

Why do you not understand the difference between "two, too, and to"?

 

[-Albel-]

OMG!!! Not this kind of thread again :T_T:

So umm what's 2+2

 

[Jon420atrabeza2]

is it true that orochimaru maked you to have rough *** with him

 

[YoItsJo]

What do you want with Sasuke, man?

 

[Kabuchimaru]

o... m...g, another one of these threads!?!!?
where did u get madara's dna?

I have my means. To be fair I had to rely on data gathered by Orochimaru-sama to be able to accomplish that one.

I hear you really want Sasuke , to have forced sexual intercourse with him just like orochimaru did, is this true ?

In fact I hate Sasuke. I want to have him both to have revenge on Orochimaru-Sama and to be able to unlock the mind of the sage by using him.

Why do you not understand the difference between "two, too, and to"?

Well I am not very used to this world neither its language.

 

[Dragonfly X]

Yet you know the internet's interpretation of the word "flame"
riiighht...

 

[Kabuchimaru]

is it true that orochimaru maked you to have rough *** with him

Only when I was a little kid, once I grew up Orochimaru-sama lost interest in me, in that aspect.

What do you want with Sasuke, man?

To learn the truth behing ninjutsu and to unlock the mind of the Sage.

 

[Kabuchimaru]

About Orochimaru-sama I was joking he never had such tendencies, not in my universe at least.

 

[Kabuchimaru]

Do you wann kiss the rocks Royal ass

No, however I will reveal a great secret. Rocks > Uchihas.

 

[JirayiaRIPforever]

are these true?

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congratulations on the phone!

 

[Kabuchimaru]

are these true?

I havent experienced such thing. However I come from an alternate Naruto World, there is an infinite ammount of such worlds so it is possible that what you put happened in another timeline.

This is why if I reveal somethings here, they may or may not concide to what you will read in your "manga" because some events transpired in my timeline differently than those you are seeing. For example in my timeline I was able to summon Minato and I focused more on Naruto and less on Sasuke. This is what allowed me to gain the upper hand.

There is a timeline where Iruka ends up being the strongest ninja even by the way.