I could hump a pillow instead.Then you can't fap.
Well you can't fap without arms.
Why do I get the feeling that this is you when no one's homeThen you can't fap.
What's the matter? Don't like a little salt and pepper on ya sandwiches?That sandwich is going to be dirty as hell if she didn't wash her feet
If your missing two limbs it's gonna be pretty difficult to get laidNo but you can walk to go get some p***y:bdpf: