Application for Admin.

[Princessu Kaaantchan]

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My skills and talents include:

Toats awesome.
Skilled bread cutter like no other before or since.
Experienced in the art of 'cybering'.
Faithful.
Incorruptible.
Reliable source of manga spoilers.
Transcendental.
Omnipotent.
Omnipresent.
Intellectual.
Unrelenting.
Considerate.
A friend to all.
Potentially limitless ways of misspelling words.
Practically limitless manga proofs at my disposal.
Father of many alt accounts.

Fanboys, Fangirls, Troglodytes, brothers, sisters, uncle Steve's, Aunt Bessie's, and of course lady-fine chatte herself, lend me your ears!

One man. One goal. One love. One direction. One side. One team. One day. One line. One suit. One tie. One boy. One band. One shark. One Kage. One nation. One destination. One dream. One land. One Wu. One Tang. One Wang. One destiny. One race. One days grace. One gravy. One butter. One cheese. One people.

I have been but a modest bacon of hope to this site since the month of January 2013, like how his lord and saviour Tobirama was reincarnated and donated but a sliver of his power into the form of Zetsu, so did I come into existence that very same day. Since that day I have been that bacon, that sensation that satisfies your hunger for more, for bacon, for respect. I am that last, true hope for this site, and it's members. This site needs change! You need a leader, a pilot, that's willing to safely land this chaotic jet - that's jet-set for destruction, safely into the Hudson River!

But who is that pilot? Who is that man that's willing to handle the bread, put it through the machine, slice it, whilst being as cool as a cucumber? HiddenSound? Nay! That man can barely handle a twerk-social whilst keeping his cool and remaining uncut from a flat bootay, whilst keeping his life points above 3%, let alone the careful act of handling sliced bread. You know who can. It's me! It's you Boi! Kaaant!

This site is the bread, I am the Shepard that will guide that bread to the other side.

Please, make me your Khaaant!

I'd like to take a moment to address my opponent, HiddenSound. HiddenSound; whilst I agree you are an intelligent man; I don't believe cat-fishing is a good way to use your intelligence.

Do you know HiddenSound only likes Texicans? And that he believes they are the master race? Plus that he believes Women are vile, evil creatures of the night who will do anything to get pregnant? Well now you do.

Why you got to hate the women, Mr Texican? I am but a modest bread slicer, here to spread love and positivity, I don't discriminate.

Are you simply jealous that Zise like me more than he likes you?

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You know the answer.

Kaaant 4 Khaaan 2014.

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[Young Thug]

they're gonna deny this application simply because of that font

 

[Flawž]

Needs more info.

 

[Illyasviel]

dafuq! ?

 

[villain55]

Wrong section

/thread.

 

[Hypemaster]

bonus points for the 'Murican flag

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[Touken]

Vegetarians would not approve of this.

 

[Corgi]

This is what we in the business call Admin Material.

 

[BlacLord™]

Applications are only open when they need more admin, and when that happens, a special forum section is opened in the Narutobase section.

These types of threads could get you an infraction, so just be careful!

 

[Snape Uchiha]

Wrong section

/thread.

I don't think there is a right section for this.

 

[Princessu Kaaantchan]

Applications are only open when they need more admin, and when that happens, a special forum section is opened in the Narutobase section.

These types of threads could get you an infraction, so just be careful!

Ah I see. That's strange, my opponent told me they were open.

 

[Bantos]

Impotent. Oh snap, I went there. And stayed there.

Just kidding. Obviously you should be an admin. I mean, LOOK AT YOU

 

[Penguin]

Oh my gawd.

You are my idol. And Uncle Steve is my savior.

 

[Joon]

You forgot to make a promise. Also, you must climb the forum ladder. /Thread. 2014? HAHA

 

[Jack Spicer]

Well, since you have Uncle Steve's approval...

 

[BlacLord™]

Ah I see. That's strange, my opponent told me they were open.

Then I'm afraid he's just... caught you in his trap. :/

Come now, that's not very Tobirama-like.

 

[HiddenSound]

Ah I see. That's strange, my opponent told me they were open.

I can see how my opponent can misunderstand my words. I should have taken care in speaking on his level. I respect the naïveté of Kaaant, but at the same time, I have to point out that his lack of depth and his crude inconsideration of the overall needs of the community, highlight myself as the most appealing and qualified candidate.
Thank you!

 

[Mai]

This Is to funny..XD

 

[EnDash]

Tl;dr... Next!

 

[UchihaNagashi]

Spoiler

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