Anyone Here Actually Speak/Read/Write Japanese?

[Bruce Faulconer]

I'm not talking about using a computer to translate, I mean does anyone actually know Japanese? I kind of need some help with translating a few things. -_-

 

[YowYan]

So, I'm hanging out in London with my gf and her best friend who's Japanese and moved back to Japan just recently. So my gf starts speaking Japanese fluently out of the blue ._. Nande korewa..

 

[Jack Spicer]

Not at all.