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heres my sample jutsus from naruto

Sexy skill (Orioke no jutsu (sexy no jutsu))


One of Naruto's own original techniques. Basically it's henge no jutsu, but the user would transform into a beautiful naked woman. This technique causes nosebleeds but sometimes it doesn't have any affect on the opponent (perverts). But most people (mainly adult males of course) are affected. Even the 3rd Hokage was defeated by it.

Konohamaru's mom and Ebisu's love short story

You:*flings hokage's door open*SSSHHHEEE'SSS BACK!!!
Hokage:*sigh*Hellow Roxy-chan.
You:Who's the kid's and man?
Hokage:This is Ebisu,Naruto and Konohamaru.
You:*shocked*Wait did you say that this is Konohamaru?
Hokage:Yes I did.
Konohamaru:How did you know me?
You:Ebisu.
Ebisu:Uhhh yes.
You:Do you remember me?
Ebisu:No I can't say I have ever meet you.
You:Konohamaru the reason I know you is becuase i'm your mother.
Konohamaru:B-but gramps said my mother died!
You:Dad!
Hokage:Sorry but you wear gone for Seven years we thought you wear dead!
You:Oh well the mission is over with.
Ebisu:Hey wait your the girl I saw with her baby at the gate!
You:Yep that's me!
Hokage:*calm voice*Konohamaru and Naruto are gone.
You:You let my baby go with a boy I barly knoe!
Ebisu:I'll go find them.
You:I'll come to![15 mins. later]
Konohamaru:SEXY JUTSU!!!
Ebisu,You:WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Konohamaru:Hey he's not defeted!
Naruto:Here!HAREM JUTSU!!!
Ebisu:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*twitch twitch*
You:*scary voice*Kooonnooohhhaammmaaarrruuu.
Konohamaru:Y-yes mom?
You:Who taught that to you?
Konohamaru:Naruto did![1 hour later]
You:Dad is my house still here?
Hokage:Yes.
You:Could you give the key to me?
Hokage:No.
You:Why the hell not!?!?
Hokage:Becuase that's Ebisu's house now.
You:You sold my home!
Ebisu:Hokage-sama Konohamaru is a sleep i'll take him home ok?
You:Hold it right there i'm coming to!
Ebisu:Why!?!?
You:Becuase that's my house!
Ebisu:WHAT!?!?!

anyone knows this the story of kunohamaru pls post it here
 
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