Any tips on how to be as cool as SaaaaaaaadPanda?

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I'll teach you.

Step 1: Buy a baby Hippopatamus and raise it for 4 years.
Step 2: Brush your teeth with Nike sneakers (It has to be Nike).
Step 3: Break into a single mothers house and beat her to death with her persian cats.
Step 4: Start a Multimillion dollar company and bankrupt it on the same day.
Step 5: Become friends with a kid that was raised by bears.
Step 6: Throw a slice of cheese against Lil Wayne's head.
Step 7: Replace your walls with empty wallets.

If you follow all of these steps you might become as cool as saaaaaadpanda.

That's proprietary information, bro. I haven't published my autobiography yet, and I told that to you in confidence. For shame!

There are no tips. Also, saaadpanda is not cool. :| I tried to see what's so special on him but I found nothing. If others don't like you as the way you are, then you really are in problems boya'!!

Indeed. As Hipster Madara might say, being cool is too mainstream.

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Yes, here's what you need to do: Put on a pink tutu, pee into a magic fountain, & make this wish "I wish I could be cool like saaaadpanda". Now, it's also very important that you film all this, then post it here. If you do all this, your wish will magically come true! Good luck!
 

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Indeed. As Hipster Madara might say, being cool is too mainstream.

I don't give a sh_t on what that ''Hisper Madara'' said. I'm talking about you not about what Hisper Madara said. I think that you are not cool and you have nothing special. Nuff said!
 

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Panda Sage is not "cool", he's classy. You cannot be like someone else, but you can have class. In order to achieve this, you must lose all forms of biasm. That doesn't mean you can't have your opinion, but you can't let your panties get in a wad if someone disagrees with you on something. In other words, don't be a gangsta', you have nothing to prove. ;)
 

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I don't give a sh_t on what that ''Hisper Madara'' said. I'm talking about you not about what Hisper Madara said. I think that you are not cool and you have nothing special. Nuff said!

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Awe, you're sweet.
 

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Interesting. Not a mod, but a normal member mentioned....
 

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Someone just put this guy in izanami.
 

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Being cool on the internet? What? Is that like acting like the complete opposite of your real life self?
 

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Yeah, I thought it was odd too, especially because I'm not on as frequently as of late.

I don't think popularity depends on whether or not you're going offline for a week, or month(I could name some members). But yeah, what I was trying to say was that there are sometimes threads similar to this one, asking about mods, probably to get on their good side or something :shrug:
But seems like the thread maker is serious. :/



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I don't give a sh_t on what that ''Hisper Madara'' said. I'm talking about you not about what Hisper Madara said. I think that you are not cool and you have nothing special. Nuff said!

That was beyond lame, seriously adding "nuff said" at the end just added to the embarrassment i felt for you.

OT: Develop your own style, do whatever you do best, unless its bad trolling xd
 
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