any suggestions.

[Luffy324]

so I was looking for a job and I found one and my interview is this monday..any advice wud be nice..

 

[Abysmal.]

Present a shit load of honest lies.

 

[Beifong]

be normal

 

[BottomUp]

get on your boss good side quick

 

[BusinessManTeno]

Lieeeeeeeee

 

[Luffy324]

Present a shit load of honest lies.

oh hell yea I am only goin there for the money so there r gonna b plenty of lies..xd

 

[kakashichidori]

Don't be nervous what is it for anyway

 

[wridacule]

eye contact. and be well groomed. doing a little research on what youre gonna be doing wouldnt hurt either

 

[Luffy324]

Don't be nervous what is it for anyway

cookin for old ppl..lolz..

 

[ShishaMastah420]

Dress to impress.

Keep in mind your good qualities.

Don't say you want to work there because you need Money...

cookin for old ppl..lolz..

A Job is a Job mate...

It is pretty funny though...LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Punk Hazard]

tell them one of my fave pick-up lines that i made up: i was supposed to be a doctor, but i was so good, i found a cure for every disease and illness, threatening the careers of every doctor, so i was fired and my work/research was eliminated.

 

[HiddenSound]

Threaten him. Threaten his family, his children. Tell him you are Satan and that you will burn his house down.

 

[ShishaMastah420]

Threaten him. Threaten his family, his children. Tell him you are Satan and that you will burn his house down.

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[HiddenSound]

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No one uses medieval tactics anymore, we gotta bring 'em back!! :scorps:

 

[OhReary]

FIRM HANDSHAKE, no wimpy shit

 

[CleverMonkey]

FIRM HANDSHAKE, no wimpy shit

That is actually something that alot of people notice!
Important!

 

[Luffy324]

thanks ppl i really appreciated it..

 

[GDDN]

Whoever your interviewer is tell them you'll give them a Blowjob or eat them out everyday, After that its smooth sailing...

 

[wridacule]

cookin for old ppl..lolz..

could be worse... you could be the one wiping the butts...feel me?

 

[Luffy324]

could be worse... you could be the one wiping the butts...feel me?

oh hell no..